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I've just started a new career that will keep me on the road about 90% of the time away from my mare, and I've been interested in seeing if I could start a relationship with a bitch. I've read all the information on bitch sex and what not but hopefully someone out there might be able to provide some insight on some breeds that would be big enough to accommodate me and also fit in a semi with a decent size sleeper.if it helps, I've got roughly an 8 inch dick. ETA: sorry posted in the wrong area
This is going to sound like a funny answer but watch the old movie "Smokey and the Bandit" your answer is in the Simi! You will of course need the female version of the breed! Fred was a Basset. Now as for dogs that will fit in a sleeper, with some accomodations for space many 50 to 60 lb girls will fit (would include GSDs, Goldens etc.) I used to share my RV bed which is a LOT smaller than any sleeper I have seen with a Collie and an Austrailian Shepherd. Aussies are a marginal breed for sex, mine was much too small for me and could take no more than one finger but I have also seen a clip in here of an Aussie girl getting a too the root humping. One word of caution trying to be romantic in a sleeper - watch the headroom - the bedroom ceiling of most things that rool gete remarkably close real fast when you and a girl are getting busy - work hard on getting your new girl to be comfortable with missionary, you both get to do things a lot flatter than doggy.
I have a friend who takes his human female and his male Doberman - there is more room than you might think.
Your penis can be 30 inches long and it won't matter much, you just stick as much she can take and leave the rest outside. THE REAL PROBLEM is the tickles of your penis, if you have a 3 inches thick penis, you won't find a bitch that can fit, even if your penis is 1 inch long. Now If you have a penis thick as a pencil you can have sex with a chihuahua if you like So how thick is your penis is the real question (and not how long it is) to know what bitch breed would be more suitable for you.
Guess I never though about it like that dog lover . But just by lookin at it I would say 1 to 1 1/4 roughly. Thanx for the replies everyone I've never had much experiance with so I'm a little nervous. Just wanna find the right one
I think there's a thread on this somewhere. Take a look in the FAQ forum, both the pinned topics at the top and use the search function to look for answers to your questions. Good luck with it!
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Basset hounds are big dogs with short legs. Also, the short hair will make it easier to keep the area clean and neat. Dogs the size of labs and German Shepherds will do well in the sleeper as well. Smaller size Dobermans are great too.Good luck with the new career.LTD
QUOTE (Dog lover @ Aug 16 2010, 01:25 AM) Your penis can be 30 inches long and it won't matter much, you just stick as much she can take and leave the rest outside. THE REAL PROBLEM is the tickles of your penis, if you have a 3 inches thick penis, you won't find a bitch that can fit, even if your penis is 1 inch long. Now If you have a penis thick as a pencil you can have sex with a chihuahua if you like So how thick is your penis is the real question (and not how long it is) to know what bitch breed would be more suitable for you. Awesome response. Makes sense.Lunalupo
One note on Bassats is they are NOT likely to be able to jump into a simi and wikk have to be lifted. Be ready to lift a bitch that can easily weigh in the high 60's to mid 70's
ThX for the replies everyone! I really appreciate the advice. I'm kinda leaning towards a GSD, not only for the fact of being an intimate companion but she'll also be able gaurd my truck when I'm not in it. And the truck ill have is going to be about 8 ft tall in the sleeper and about 9 or so feet wide and long she we should have plenty of room to uhh...take care of each other.Now...to find the right girl
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Be thorough when selecting a GSD. Have her checked by a vet for back issues, hip issues and vision issues as those are major developmental points. There are good GSDs out there but you have to look for them.LTD
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