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Does anyone know if there are any beastiality records, something like this guy can take the largest cock anally or something like that.Would you maybe like to set any if there are none?I know I would love to set a couple. I would like to set the most cum kept in me for the most amount of time.
Check the Guinness Book of World Records--you never know!
I dont know but that come thing sounds hot
HMmmm-- Setting records with animals.How many ways could this possibly go wrong, with someone trying to outdo anything anyone else has ever done? Then the carcass makes the national news, and gets us all screwed over?And how are we going to actually verify anything? Get the Guinness people to witness it? Or just take everybody's word for it. I, personally, always believe EVERYTHING I read on the internet. I hereby claim the record for the longest length of time penetrating a female of any species. Lived inside an elephant cow for 45 days straight. The UPS guy delivered care packages twice a week. Only stuck my head out to check for bulls. Really. No kidding. You can check.
QUOTE (neandernitz @ Feb 23 2010, 02:42 AM) HMmmm-- Setting records with animals.How many ways could this possibly go wrong, with someone trying to outdo anything anyone else has ever done? Then the carcass makes the national news, and gets us all screwed over?And how are we going to actually verify anything? Get the Guinness people to witness it? Or just take everybody's word for it. I, personally, always believe EVERYTHING I read on the internet. I hereby claim the record for the longest length of time penetrating a female of any species. Lived inside an elephant cow for 45 days straight. The UPS guy delivered care packages twice a week. Only stuck my head out to check for bulls. Really. No kidding. You can check. I believe you:whistling:, well maybe.
QUOTE (picardtim24 @ Feb 22 2010, 02:16 PM) I would like to set the most cum kept in me for the most amount of time. All you need to do is take loads of anti diarrhoeals and then mate with 3 or 4 boars consecutively then don't move at all for a week. Just have a few packed lunches ready. That sounds like a really good idea.Oh no wait. Actually it really doesn't. I do think its a cool idea for a fantasy or a story (like record day at the bestiality olympics). But IRL just no. BTW If someone writes that story I want credit for the inspiration
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QUOTE (neandernitz @ Feb 22 2010, 05:42 PM) HMmmm-- Setting records with animals.How many ways could this possibly go wrong, with someone trying to outdo anything anyone else has ever done? Then the carcass makes the national news, and gets us all screwed over?And how are we going to actually verify anything? Get the Guinness people to witness it? Or just take everybody's word for it. I, personally, always believe EVERYTHING I read on the internet. I hereby claim the record for the longest length of time penetrating a female of any species. Lived inside an elephant cow for 45 days straight. The UPS guy delivered care packages twice a week. Only stuck my head out to check for bulls. Really. No kidding. You can check. no reason to be angry. i didn't say that it would happen or should happen, but just think about it. maybe one day it could be something that would happen. obviously you wouldn't want to kill yourself but there are just as risky world records out there i am sure.
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There is always that Stray X video about her taking 8 animals in one day or something.
QUOTE (picardtim24 @ Feb 22 2010, 11:25 PM) but there are just as risky world records out there i am sure. Actuaully you'd be suprised. Theres alot of records have been removed from the Guiness book of records specifially because they are dangerous and pose to much of an obvious risk to health. But seriously its never gonna happen. It'll remain as just a cool idea. @ Katelyn I know the one you mean and I am 100% sure there are alot of people on this site who could beat that blindfolded with both arms tied behind there backs. And i'm one of them
The very last thing I need is to have my name associated with a bestiality record. Who would support my family?LTD
QUOTE (LongThinDane @ Feb 22 2010, 03:52 PM) The very last thing I need is to have my name associated with a bestiality record. Who would support my family?LTD At least you wouldn't have to worry about supporting your animals-- If history is any indication, those fine animal rescue people would come and take them away and make sausage out of them........
QUOTE (neandernitz @ Feb 22 2010, 05:42 PM) HMmmm-- Setting records with animals.How many ways could this possibly go wrong, with someone trying to outdo anything anyone else has ever done? Then the carcass makes the national news, and gets us all screwed over?And how are we going to actually verify anything? Get the Guinness people to witness it? Or just take everybody's word for it. I, personally, always believe EVERYTHING I read on the internet. I hereby claim the record for the longest length of time penetrating a female of any species. Lived inside an elephant cow for 45 days straight. The UPS guy delivered care packages twice a week. Only stuck my head out to check for bulls. Really. No kidding. You can check. We could check with UPS
If you really do want to put the effort into it I am sure you will most likely find at least a baseline set of records amoungst the billions of web sites world wide as they say nothing is ever erased from history. If it has ever been recorded somewhere in some such publication as Guinness there is a backup reprint of the record in some fine print of a newspaper microfiche somewhere. I once had to do a class report (in Jr college) on an obscure and controversial matter and the amount of information I began to dig up once I turned the subdirt was rather amazing but I spent a lot of time reading a newspaper thru a microscope! And this was well before the existance of modern www. Good luck in your research!
QUOTE (neandernitz @ Feb 22 2010, 05:42 PM) I hereby claim the record for the longest length of time penetrating a female of any species. Lived inside an elephant cow for 45 days straight. The UPS guy delivered care packages twice a week. Only stuck my head out to check for bulls. Really. No kidding. You can check. It's all yours. I want the record for the most amount of animal (more dog then anything) semen swallowed!
QUOTE (Landstreicher @ Feb 23 2010, 02:22 PM) QUOTE (neandernitz @ Feb 22 2010, 05:42 PM) I hereby claim the record for the longest length of time penetrating a female of any species. Lived inside an elephant cow for 45 days straight. The UPS guy delivered care packages twice a week. Only stuck my head out to check for bulls. Really. No kidding. You can check. It's all yours. I want the record for the most amount of animal (more dog then anything) semen swallowed! Lifetime record, or one gulp?
QUOTE (neandernitz @ Feb 24 2010, 01:53 AM) QUOTE (Landstreicher @ Feb 23 2010, 02:22 PM) QUOTE (neandernitz @ Feb 22 2010, 05:42 PM) I hereby claim the record for the longest length of time penetrating a female of any species. Lived inside an elephant cow for 45 days straight. The UPS guy delivered care packages twice a week. Only stuck my head out to check for bulls. Really. No kidding. You can check. It's all yours. I want the record for the most amount of animal (more dog then anything) semen swallowed! Lifetime record, or one gulp? I don't reckon I am old enough to have as much experience as some but either or will do... might as well try to claim it while I can
You can always have records as to why has tied with their dog the longest? (without holding him onto you of course). The longest time your dog has stayed erect after a hand job Would be an interesting record book we would create - though a large degree of honesty is required No horsing around
No horsing?!?
Is there an abstinence record? Cause I think I might win
QUOTE (guthwulf @ Feb 26 2010, 08:40 PM) Is there an abstinence record? Cause I think I might win Don't think theres gonna be too many people volunteering to try and break that one
QUOTE (guthwulf @ Feb 26 2010, 01:40 PM) Is there an abstinence record? Cause I think I might win Count me out on that abstinence record. Although, since I just lost my girl, I'm going for it anyway. LTD
QUOTE (LongThinDane @ Feb 26 2010, 03:44 PM) QUOTE (guthwulf @ Feb 26 2010, 01:40 PM) Is there an abstinence record? Cause I think I might win Count me out on that abstinence record. Although, since I just lost my girl, I'm going for it anyway. LTD My condolences on the loss of your beloved. Single worst part about being zoo is how much shorter their lives are compared to ours.
QUOTE (guthwulf @ Feb 26 2010, 12:40 PM) Is there an abstinence record? Cause I think I might win Is that a challenge? :snake eyes:
QUOTE (LongThinDane @ Feb 26 2010, 10:44 PM) QUOTE (guthwulf @ Feb 26 2010, 01:40 PM) Is there an abstinence record? Cause I think I might win Count me out on that abstinence record. Although, since I just lost my girl, I'm going for it anyway. LTD I really know what your feeling and going through. I lost my beloved last year. Still not over it.My sympathes go out to you LTD
QUOTE (dirtbiker2000 @ Feb 26 2010, 08:20 PM) QUOTE (guthwulf @ Feb 26 2010, 08:40 PM) Is there an abstinence record? Cause I think I might win Don't think theres gonna be too many people volunteering to try and break that one Well I have a 20+ year start on the record for no penetratable girl(s) - I might be leading the race!
QUOTE (LongThinDane @ Feb 26 2010, 10:44 PM) QUOTE (guthwulf @ Feb 26 2010, 01:40 PM) Is there an abstinence record? Cause I think I might win Count me out on that abstinence record. Although, since I just lost my girl, I'm going for it anyway. LTD My condolences on your loss. I have lost way too many over the years and it never gets any easier.
QUOTE (guthwulf @ Feb 26 2010, 06:04 PM) QUOTE (LongThinDane @ Feb 26 2010, 03:44 PM) QUOTE (guthwulf @ Feb 26 2010, 01:40 PM) Is there an abstinence record? Cause I think I might win Count me out on that abstinence record. Although, since I just lost my girl, I'm going for it anyway. LTD My condolences on the loss of your beloved. Single worst part about being zoo is how much shorter their lives are compared to ours. SO true--But the only way to never have anything die, is to never have anything alive. I'm SO not willing to go there.Condolences, LTD. We all feel for you......
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