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Borrowed and changed some text from your guides and heres what we did with it!I just wish you had images on here like they do on this forum we posted it on>http://brawl-hall.com/forums/showthread.php?t=203017All humans need some level of companionship. Theory says that we look for the uncompromising love in a potential partner, that we get from our parents. To share a fuck with your mom and dad is called [CENSOR] and that’s not what we are going to explore today. The only place to get love that knows no limits is from YOUR PETS!!!!ZOOPHILIA: THE EMOTIONAL AND SEXUAL CONNECTION BETWEEN HUMANS AND ANIMALS.[img]http://www.your-images.org/pics/2d0b96063d927553966d3603ee5be014.gif[/img]Introduction: Our guide will deal with only the realistic animals that can be loved in way that most don’t understand. Dogs and horses are really the only pets that you can have a relationship with. Some have allowed curiosity to take them pretty much right around the farmyard, sharing sexytime with chickens, cats, pigs, goats and cows. Some of these will get you in a mess and will only end in tears. [img]http://www.your-images.org/pics/63c780019c91d6c8827c2264ed6e2128.png[/img] Our guide will also deal with some of the finer details so neither you or your lover will suffer harm. Don’t think that it’s just a case of spreading your legs and letting them throw it in, no, if you don’t read some of the basic rules you will be taking them back to where you got them because they are broken.[img]http://your-images.org/pics/7bc36aa179acfef2d44253d4aba6954e.PNG[/img]Because there’s a lot to discuss, our guide this time will only deal with man’s best friend, dogs, horses will be in a separate guide.Pt 1 Dating your dog(for the ladies (and fags))Pt 1a: I love my dog very much, how do I make him love me? It was once said that diamonds are a girl’s best friend. FUCK THAT!! LISTEN TO ME BITCH! A DOG is a girls best friend and same for a man. You first need to form a bond between the two of you and I’m not talking about a ‘dogknot’ yet, bonding takes time. If you get them home on the first day and try and jump them it might end nasty, like humans, they don’t make out on the first date.[img]http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/1883/dogpincn1.png[/img] Once your new best friend feels comfortable with you it might be an idea to start subtle. Maybe as you take a shower let them watch or brush past them naked.Before you know it you’ll be wrestling naked with them and ‘accidentally’ touching their genitals. You know when you’re in because the back leg will go up in the air and access is granted.[img]http://www.your-images.org/pics/d3f0e033745d060ab0f500c1b773b158.PNG[/img]Pt 1b How to: Fucky fucky with a beast is different to human contact in terms of physical and psychological needs. Your dog won’t be worried if he’s performing well and pleasing you, or if he’s inadequate in the length department. They also won't mind if you have a face like a car mechanic's tool bag, they really don't care if you don't look like a supermodel, are fat or just fucking ugly. Physically the dog does not become "erect" until after penetration. Concealed in the sheath is a bone called the ‘os’ penis. It pops out when he becomes aroused. It is pink, smooth, and about the size of a finger, we call this the ‘lipstick’ because its nice to paint your lips with it. It will come out of the sheath about an inch. At this stage of excitement, he will begin to attempt to mount. [img]http://www.your-images.org/pics/02e21bee977cfbd9ebf1e6d2d740d317.PNG[/img] You should be head down with your ass in the air at this point. He will climb on and grasp your waist with his forelegs, and bring his throbber into contact with your now exposed genitals. Your friend might get a bit too excited when trying to find the glory hole so you might have to guide him in. At this point, you should reach quickly between your legs, grasp his penis gently with your fingers, and bring him quickly to your pleasure gap. When he feels the tip slip in, he will ram it into you all the way in one push. When he’s docked you will find the speed and ferocity of his thrusts are quite intense and its at this point the ‘knot’ will begin to form. The knot is a ball shaped swelling at the base of his length and this locks you together, the idea is to keep him from slipping out. NO WAY BACK NOW YOU GUYS ARE LOCKED![img]http://www.your-images.org/pics/debddf0522f2ca885c835bf6f4ea1f1b.PNG[/img] His member reaches full size very quickly. He also begins to cum as soon as he gets inside you, and will continue to do so until he pulls it out of you. He will shoot a large quantity of spunk, and it is quite hot. You will be able to feel the spurts of hot semen while he is inside you. If your lucky he may get stuck inside you. If the knot and your tightness are such that he can't get it out, it becomes known as a "tie". In that case, he will not be able to pull it out, but will stand there quietly and cum in you. This will last from 10 to 40 minutes, until his rapestick shrinks enough to pull out. Also, during the tie, the dog will most likely swing his foreleg over your back, turn so that he's ass to ass with you and stand with his cock stuck up you. During this time, don't try to pull away because it might be painful for you. Just stay still and enjoy it and let nature take it's course.[img]http://www.your-images.org/pics/ee21e290edd6beb2f4d26b91189aed0f.png[/img]Pt 2 Dating your dog(for the guys)Pt 2a Getting started: This area is a little simpler to explain. The problems of getting stuck up a dog are not really an issue because the human phallus doesn’t knot. That doesn’t mean it’s as simple as ramming your bellend up the hounds beef curtains and pounding away. Considerations must be made. The size of your cock in relation to the mutt could be an issue. Ask yourself, will my man meat rip this poor pooch apart? Am I too big? The larger breeds such as Alsatians and upwards are perfect for a night of passion. A toy poodle won’t last too long with a fat cock busting its cunt. Temperament of the breed and animal is also something to consider.[img]http://www.your-images.org/pics/0542e66d48f25deff1de219dcfb3732e.png[/img]Pt 2b foreplay: Use a lot of lube and play with her nipples and vulva, stimulate her clit. Fondle her to loosen her up as much as possible and tease her slit with your finger and or tongue. Hotdogging is quite simple and pleasurable. Hotdogging is quite simply putting the length of your dick along the slit of her box and stroking along her flaps. This will stimulate the clit and is quite arousing even fun for bitches that can take you. Licking a dog out can loosen her up also. 69 might be a bit adventurous at first but slit licking is fine. For some reason if you broaden your tongue while down her flaps and just wiggle your flat tongue over her clit she goes mental.[img]http://www.your-images.org/pics/da1c2cd0c3bc3683c984a32c8bfa341f.PNG[/img]Pt 2C Sinking the pink: Sexual positions with a beast are limited as you can’t communicate what the idea is so the classic position is, believe it or not, doggy style!Crouch behind and guide your muscle into her with one hand. The tail often gets in the way so just drape it over one of your legs. Grab the mutt by the hip and use your other hand to steady things. As soon as you are comfortably inside the cunt you can pump away and receive of the pleasure that makes one scream. Once this feels comfortable you can try some of the more daring positions like the 69 and missionary.[img]http://your-images.org/pics/bd93c08a3114ab784c0261357be7a484.png[/img]Pt 3 Safety first: Before your first session of unrivalled pleasure, there are a few things you should note. When with your partner they can get a bit lively so its good practice to put a pair of socks on their feet as embarrassing grazes might be difficult to explain.[img]http://www.your-images.org/pics/51c3c2e005d6b6707b85b6202453a120.PNG[/img] Make sure you have at least 2 hours where you won’t be interrupted or bothered because if you get caught in a ‘tie’ you could be there for some time.[img]http://your-images.org/pics/88cdf9f3402abdf8114eadfed4c4405b.PNG[/img] Sometimes your shaggy lover can squirt his cum all over the place if he gets too excited. He doesn’t give a fuck if he ruins your fine sheepskin rug so make sure you can clean up easily afterwards. A soft bed sheet with a layer of thin plastic sheeting underneath is good. You must also be careful with king size dogs like great danes. Imagine the size of the knot when it’s inside you, there’s only so much space in there. If he grows to full size there’s no way you will be able to pull him out without ripping half your guts out with him.[img]http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/6694/doggehnx2.png[/img] Some worry about STD’s and infections. Well STD’S shouldn’t be a problem if you don’t share him, you can’t catch anything from them if you use them exclusively.Only other thing to remember is for the guys really, don’t give them fuckass then throw it up the pissbox straight after because the shit on your knob will cause an infection. Don't get caught! This guy was dumb enough to have his way in a public place which is ok unless your lover is a dog, is dead and you are doing it in front of the main window to a daycare center. http://www.funreports.com/fun/06-02-2007/1488-dog_sex-0Pt 4: Enjoy each other Some claim that houndsex is abuse. To be honest I’ve never seen an unhappy mutt when he’s getting a good session. If they didn’t like it, they have ways of letting you know.Look at it this way, they love sex! They have no way of masturbating so really you are giving them a service they can’t do themselves, you are relieving them of sexual tension, it would be wrong not to do it. We have decided to take them out of their natural habitat where sex is available whenever they feel like it, ITS OUR DUTY TO GIVE SOMETHING BACK FOR THE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE THEY GIVE US DAMMIT!!!! You will find over time that the bond between you both will grow and the adventures you experience will blow your mind. Next time you've had a wild night with your four legged friend be sure to look him in the eyes and tell them how much you love them.Love your dog![img]http://www.your-images.org/pics/61cc22ae63883753570c453a8f4ac517.PNG[/img]Art contributed by the following artists:Ajaa http://www.electricretard.com/fagart/0039.htmlBelsenfelchmeister http://www.electricretard.com/fagart/0011.htmlDinosaurus http://www.electricretard.com/fagart/0010.htmlFagfagjewjew www.shitnoise.co.ukHappyman http://www.electricretard.com/fagart/0007.htmlJewdozer http://www.electricretard.com/fagart/0004.html
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