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Hello dear Beast Forum members,I'm currently in the process of compiling an exhaustive list of every and any zoophilia reference ever made. It is my hope that such an archive will give validity to the idea of community, by exposing the ideas and artifacts that make up the zoophile culture. Here is where you come in.I have at my disposal lists of books and professional studies, but what is missing are the mainstream references such as those you would find on television, music, radio, movies, internet, etc... Be it a one-line joke or the entire focus, I don't care how small or insignificant you believe the reference to be, I wish to compile and possible transcribe them all. Therefore, whenever you see or hear mention of zoophilia from now on, I would greatly appreciate it if you could post it here, thus allowing me to catalogue it permanently. As the information comes in, I will release updated versions of the list for those who wish to check if their reference has been recorded.If you will, please be as detailed as possible, and at the very least absolutely clear. Here is what is accessible to the public domain, based on the article on Zoophilia at Wikipedia:In The Simpsons episode A Fish Called Selma (19th episode, seventh season, aired 1996), the character Troy McClure married Selma Bouvier in order to resurrect his career after it was destroyed following "rumors about a romantic abnormality concerning fish".In Clerks II (2006), the character Randal throws a going-away party for his friend Dante, featuring "Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud" - a donkey show.In the 2001 comedy "Super Troopers", a man is in a forest pretending to have sex with a bear with a fake recording of bear growls.In the Woody Allen movie, Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask), one segment, "What is sodomy?", shows a scene where Gene Wilder, who plays a doctor, is seen with a sheep, as his patient, in bed.Animal passions (part of the Hidden Love series) (1999, follow-up sequel 2004, Channel 4, UK)Ofcom [the UK television regulator] reported that: "This was a serious documentary exploring a rare minority sexual orientation. Although the programme gave an opportunity for zoophiles to express their opinions, the effect was neither to sensationalise nor normalise their behaviour."Sexe et confidences (April 2002, CBSC Decision C01/02-329, Canada)Hour-long sex information program hosted by sexologist Louise-Andrée Saulnier discussing zoosexuality. Covered folklore, academic studies and general information, plus telephone call-in from viewers describing their zoosexual experiences and stories they had heard.Talk Sport Radio (December 2002, UK)Live talkshow interview with lifelong zoophile, followed by call-in discussion.Animal Love (1995, Ulrich Seidl, Austria)imdb entryThe animated series Drawn Together features a character named Captain Hero, who frequently shows traits of Zoophilia.Coming Soon (2006, Sir Tijn Po, released by Devilhead Films):: Won a special award for "Originality and Support for Suppressed Minorities" at the Festivalu Finále Plze?. [28] The film takes the form of a documentary about E.F.A., the world's first zoophile-rights organization,[29] thereby exploring "civilization's eternal quest for the perfect balance between love, tolerance, morality, censorship, tradition, experimentation, etc." The film is currently released in the Czech Republic and an English version is being prepared for international distribution. Official website, imdb entryZoo (2007), a documentary of the life and death of Kenneth Pinyan, and those who came to Enumclaw for a similar reason. One of 16 out of 856 candidates awarded a place at the Sundance Film Festival 2007.Sleeping Dogs Lie (also known as 'Stay')A romantic comedy in which a girl's engagement is heavily tested when she confesses to her fiance that when younger she performed oral sex on her dog .The Mighty Boosh, 'Bollo' episode, Howard Moon is accused of being a 'fox bummer' after a rumoured encounter with a fox named 'Jack Cooper'
A recent rerun episode of Family Guy, when Chris doesn't want to be in the scouts anymore (don't know the name of the episode), but near the end, it shows a moose holding a sign that says "Will do moosestuff for food" or some such. A guy in a red car asked "What's moose stuff?" The moose says "Well, I could have sex with you, or go eat grass over near that stream over there". After a pause, the guy in the car says "Get in the car." I laughed at that pretty hard.
QUOTE (monochromefox @ Sep 17 2007, 11:32 PM) A recent rerun episode of Family Guy, when Chris doesn't want to be in the scouts anymore (don't know the name of the episode), but near the end, it shows a moose holding a sign that says "Will do moosestuff for food" or some such. A guy in a red car asked "What's moose stuff?" The moose says "Well, I could have sex with you, or go eat grass over near that stream over there". After a pause, the guy in the car says "Get in the car." I laughed at that pretty hard. that was a great episod, but stuff like that is done all the time in cartoon show.
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Sounds like an interesting project, I imagine such a list would grow quite large over time.I do have a couple questions though. I know it's probably encouraged, but does there need to be a verifiable source? For example, I sometimes catch the occasional joke during some late night talk show monologues, but there may not be an available source to verify against.Another question, just to what extent of zoophilia would this cover? I ask this because sometimes not everything is explicitly stated as zoophilia, or even implied. Some things can be speculated purely as an unusually strong bond or attachment between human and pet. For example, the woman who died and left $12 million to her Maltese dog, with orders that the dog be buried next to her when the dog passes away. There were many random jokes made about that event.Also, some references do not state or imply any sexual behavior or even emotional attachment. To cite an example of this, the game show Power of 10 had a poll question asking What percentage of Americans said they have kissed a dog on the mouth?, and the result was 32%. The poll results are not official, and are actually limited to a rather small polling sample, but as a popular new show, it certainly caught my attention.
Hi, this is a very intresting idea, here is my half cent:for starters there is "Planet of the Apes", in the original series, Cyra (female chimp scientist) kisses Charlton Heston's character and Julius her fiance makes a I'm so jeallous face, next movie she kisses another astronaut, and in her third movie she (and Julius) kiss some people who helped them out of the city.in the remake, the blonde girl warns the astronaut that Ari, growing intrested in him she says "she is a FEMALE chimpanzee" (I don't remember if I saw that on the aditional material or on the movie itself)In Scary Movie there are punch lines related to zoo, as when a guy is confronted with a picture of him "pushing" a goat trhough a fence he goes quite defensive and says "hey goats someteimes need help to go through a fence!" (I think is scary 3)in "An epic movie", every important character is involved in a zoo scene (the lion and the pan were byproducts of such things, the main characters get to know the lion more than what they would have liked and so on)and in a movie called "Top Secret" with Val Kilmer (an old funny film) two guys get into a [CENSOR] prision disguised as a cow, this cow is sucked by a calf (with the obvious effect), and then mounted by a bull (with a very painfull result).I have seen allso other films with suggestions of zoo, framing zoos as bad, evil or simply pervert people, but I don't recall their names, only scenes, such as:in one film a black man, who I believe is a gangster of sorts has a small dog, and there is a scene when he says something like "gimme a kiss baby!, yes, use your tongue", another bad guy there makes an eeks face as this happens, shortly after, the hero comes slamming the door, killing the pooch by this and shooting everyone inside, the last words of the man are the name of the K9.in another film (erotic) a man uses a giggolo to turn his wife into a Dominatrix, then, the woman leaves him and he makes a small party with the giggolo, in a scene you see women doing lesbo, S&M, a girl playing in a pool with something brown (chocolate? s**t?) and a girl liying with a German Sheppard nearby.On older writtings, Marquise de Sade used zoo in lots of his writings (which incidentally prove that internet porn is nothing new under the sun)Some Ads here in Mexico have what I feel is strong zoo content, like a shoemaker who uses an actress to anounce his shoes, look for "Andrea" ads, like a naked gal on top of a white horse (I don't remember looking at the shoes on thatone), the same woman wearing a knit bikini and holding two tigers by a leash, or the same girl liying in a sexy position near a Zebra...
QUOTE (ZetterGRD @ Sep 18 2007, 02:53 AM)I do have a couple questions though. I know it's probably encouraged, but does there need to be a verifiable source? Another question, just to what extent of zoophilia would this cover?Also, some references do not state or imply any sexual behavior or even emotional attachment.If possible, please be as detailed as possible, to the extent of including the verifiable. If not, then I will do my best to verify the fact to be sure the list is legit. Obviously, things that cannot be verified will be given less importance in the list until they are.The list should cover zoophilia to the extent that it involves some form of eroticism between human and animal. Use your best judgement for this... your example of an old woman leaving money to her pet would not be considered because it's too ambiguous. The kissing a dog on the mouth statistic would also be no good... it's too ambiguous to determine the intention each person had when kissing their dog.Also, don't be afraid to include references that give a negative light, since I do wish it to be a comprehensive list.Thank you for your support!
i remember seeing a movie "the national lampoon's family reunion" in which it doesn't specificaly mention zoo, but in the movie a female german shepard falls in love with the man can't remember the name, and he even has a talk with her stating something to the fact that "you may be into interspecies relationships but i'm not" as he's talking to the shepard after he ran away and she followed him, then later towards the end of the movie him and his wife whom were haveing problems and have not "slept together" in a long time, they finaly do it, and it shows the female dog sneaking in the bed, then later the wife comments how great the sex was, and he said yes, especially the "second round" which the wife looks very confused and then he realized the second round was with the female shepard not his wife, then it cuts to the dog watching them leave with sad eyes. IT don't show anything but it definatly leaves you with no doubt that he had sex with the female dog.Tundra
QUOTE (tundra @ Sep 19 2007, 08:32 AM)i remember seeing a movie "the national lampoon's family reunion"... That reminds me of an instance in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation when cousin Eddie first shows up and talks about his dog, Snots, he says something akin to "if he gets a hold of you, it's best to just let him finish"
In the movie "Airplane 2" with Leslie Neilson, a female passenger, thinking she is about to die in a plane crash, begins having sex with every male passenger on the plane. The camera pans to show a long line of men waiting to service her. In a scene a few moments later, you see her smoking a cigarette as if she is finally sexually satisfied. The camera pans back to show her final lover...... a donkey.In the original "Airplane" a women is in bed when the phone rings and she answers. I believe it is her husband telling her he is coming home (or he needs her to go somewhere). She says to an offscreen lover "You need to leave, you can find your way out the back door". The camera pans back to show the lover she is talking to, and we find out her lover is a horse. A tom green movie "Freddie got Fingered" in which he is shown masturbating a stallion to ejaculation (the scene appears genuine). Later he masturbates an elephant to a ridiculous "firehose" ejaculation.Tom Hanks in "Bachelor Party" has, well, a Bachelor Party. An extended scene with a stripper and a donkey. She snuggles with the donkey and kisses him on the nose and begins to strip, but unfortunately the party is interupted. In Pirates of the Caribbean, Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow) is on a ship in the afterlife and he has to deal with many other look a like Jack Sparrows. One is shown sitting next to a goat and he's staring wistfully at the goat. Just as a guy would do on a prom date, he finally works up the nerve and scoots across the bench to get closer to the goat, presumably perhaps to get that first kiss. In "The Animal" Rob Schneider is a guy who takes on various animal instincts. In one scene of many, he approaches a tethered female goat while Marvin e croons “Let’s Get It On” in the background and is obviously attempting to get her consent to a mounting. He finally goes too far and slaps her on her butt and she kicks him across the field. In the early 80's a very, very popular poster came out of a naked Natasha Kinski and coiled around her is a huge python. The python has his tongue out almost as if to kiss her. It is an extremely erotic poster to this day and stirred some controversy back then. I am still looking for a good framed copy of that poster in fact.I can think of more....is this about what your looking for as far as references?
So what is all this going to do, are we going to become part of mainstream society Also in the movie "cabin fever" where they all are talking around the fireplace, and one of them mentions about masturbating and his dog sticks his tongue up his bum. is that a good one, if not then ignore it.
I seem to recall something in The Vicar of Didly or Dilby about one of the local farmers and his sheep.
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National Lampoon's Van Wilder: They masturbate the guys dog into a pastry and send it to some people as payback, which eat the pastries before they know what actually happened (there were picture taken of the act, but they were placed in the bottom of the pastry basket so you had to go through them before you could see the pictures)
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In Rowan Atkinson's TV series "Black Adder" . In one of the first episodes, "The Foretelling", the queen comes up to Edmund's (the Black Adder) room, and knocks on the door..accusing him of having someone with him..as the scene progreses she says "You hesitated, Edmund..It's not a sheep, is it ??"
The show Late Night with Conan O'Brien featured a running joke a while back, the Horny Manatee, involving a person dressed in a manatee costume dancing suggestively. It also resulted in a mock porn website, containing a "free tour" including pics of Manatee Orgy, Manatee on Manatee, Man on Manatee and various fetishes. The site also urged people to submit their own amateur horny manatee pictures. Some of the content includes sexually suggestive artwork, such as a manatee posing for a camera, or lying in bed with a human. According to the Wikipedia entry, it was claimed that the website reached over 20 million hits.A semi popular online webcomic, the Perry Bible Fellowship, contains a few beast related strips. In a strip titled Zookeeper, a monkey steals a key from a zoo worker and escapes his cage. The worker later arrives home to find the monkey and his wife having sex.Not sure if that's quite what you're looking for, but interesting stuff nonetheless.
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I was listening to the radio a few years ago and the dj mentioned a women having sex with her dog in the back of her van.In a south park episode cartman played "milked" a dog. if you google "red rocket dog" you can find the dialog of the episode. It should be the fourth hit down
Cool, I like to collect the references too, here comes the list.Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls – Gorilla pulls one guy into the bushes, and then the bushes shake alot.Road Trip – One guy sais that it's not cheating on your girfriend when dog licks your tool.American Wedding – Stifler got cack on his crouch, and dog starts to lick it, while other guy tryes to pull the dog away from back. And the are seen, it looked like one guy f****** a dog, while the dog sucked other guy.40 Year Old Virgin – Non-virgin friends tell that in mexico thare are donkey shows, where donkey f**** a woman.Cat People – Old horror movie about shapeshiftrs, In the beginning of the movie, there is girl "sacrificed" the black panthers, but when she is all alone some women cut her down and lead her to a cave where is a panther waiting, and she is stripped ( to me it seamed that is how the shapeshifters came to be, an offspring to panther and women).Payback – The is a bomb in the phone, and gangsters wait in the car for it to blow, and one guy sais maybe he isnt picking up the phone because his fucking a woman, and other guy adds "maybe he fucks a dog too..."Say It Isn't So – Guy in bed think his girlfrind is wakeing him up buy licking his tool, but when he moves him self cat runs away.Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Jay asks one guy if he would f*** a sheep, if he would be one of them. Guy sais yes, and gets thrown out of the car. Spun – Guy on drugs sees that hes gangbanging with pigs.The Nutty Pofessor – Giant hamspter f*** a man who is hiding under tha fur-coat.Head Over Heals – A dog tryes to shag all the women it the building.DarkWolf – Werewolf tryes to mate with a woman in wolf form.Splash – Mermaid and a man fell in love (if this counts).Splash 2 – Mermaid and the man is still in love (if this Counts).40 Days And 40 Nights – Netnanny find a page “Donkey lovers”.Police Academy 1 – A cop crashes his vehicle and flys head first into horse pussy.Jackass 2 – 2 guys drink horse gum.Friends (can't remember wich season or episode) – Woman suspects that his huspand exites when he sees sharks.Porat – Porat gets a telegram, wich sais that his wife got killed and molested by a bear.Hudson Hawk - Thief told a cop that hes a sheep f*****.Robocop 3 – Guy is under arrest, he sais "what is wrong with me having some party", then cop sais "yeah but your friend were german shepard and a film crew".American Pie: Naked Mile – Guy is told that ifhe would be real stifleer he would f*** this goat.The Island of Dr. Moreau – Man falls in love with a cat, who is turned into a woman.George of the Jungle – Gorilla kisses a man (ursule ex) in a dark cave, while they are on the river with a boat, and gets funny look in the eyes when next cave arrives.George of the Jungle 2 – One woman goes to have fun with a gorilla, Another gorilla kisses Ursulas mother. Ursula ex were married to the ape from previous film.Dirty Shame – One man sais ”My mother always told that: "to each his own", and kissed a cow.”Fifth Element – Its told that a guy prefers cat to the real thing.Ali G in da House – One cuy has sucked of a horse. And there are pictures of on politic who had sex with a pig.High School High – A man thinks he has sex with a woman, but suddenly there is a cat meow.The Company of Wolves – A girl fell in love with a werewolf and let herself turn one of them.Max My Love – A woman has an affair with a chimpanse(Comic book) Jade – A dragon and a woman loved each other and got an offspring: a white dragon.(Game) Vampire - The Masquerade: Bloodlines – You get a mission to get some drty info on some actress, you plant some cameras, and next day there are pictures in newspaper that shown woman having sex with a llama.(Game) Neverwinter Nights 2 – Red Dragon Diciples are offspring of a red dragons who took human form and a human lovers.(Game) Sacred – A story tells that a woman and dragon are inlove.(Mäng) Sanity Aiken’s Artifact – A writing on a tombstone: He loved Deer, Cain tells Starr that his tiger lover.(Mythology) – Europe falls inlove with Zeus, who has taken a form of a white bull with golden horns, later gives pirth to 3 child.(Mythology) – Minose wife Pasiphe fell inlove with white bull, and gave birth to minotaurus.(Mythology) – Zeus turned Io into a cow, to hide her from Hera, took him to egypt, and had sex with her on the cloud, while she still was a cow, Io gave birth later.(Mythology) – Leda had sex with a Swan, who actually was Zeus, later she birthed two eggs. Both eggs hatched, twins from both.(Mythology) – To get a stud away from some evil dude. Loki turned himself into a mare. Stud followed Loki and had sex with him (while he was still a mare). Later Loki gave birth to Sleipnir, fastest horse there is.Ok that would be it
On "Inside Winston Cup" (aired Mondays at 8.00pm I believe) There is a running joke on most episodes where if one of the cars blows a motor Michael Waltrip pipes up and says "Gee, you think he blew a seal?"
Boston Legal: Season 2, Episode 7"Truly, Madly, Deeply"Broadcast: November 8, 2005The same episode that Danny Crane shoots the kneecaps off his own client to get out of defending the child rapist/killer, another case involves a woman wanting to have her 20 year marriage annulled because her husband cheated on her with a cow or two.She said he would call out the cow's name during sex with her, and he said the reason he loved her is because she looked a little like a cow.The case was dismissed, and at the end he tells her he's broken off the affair with the cow to mend the marriage.
Movie 'Passion in the desert' (see http://imdb.com/title/tt0125980/ ) after 'A passion in the desert' from Honoré de Balzac (download here http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/1555 ).Story about a french soldier lost in the desert meeting a female leopard.
I remember one from Star Trek Enterprise:On Enterprise, the prequel of all the Star Trek series, Andorians and Tellarites don't get along very well. One Andorian said to a Tellarite, "I'd rather be in a room filled with Klingon targs (a spiny pig-like animal) than sit at a table with you!" In response, the Tellarite said, "I am not interested in your mating habits!" There was another reference from another Trek series, but I forgot what it was... I'll post it here when I remember.
Seeing this thread reminded me of a clip I watched one night. The show Late Night with Conan O'Brien sometimes features a segment called "In the Year 2000". The episode in question aired the night of September 27, 2007.During that segment was this joke:"Paris Hilton will release another sex tape. It will outsell her original sex tape thanks to better lighting, and impressive performance... by the horse."
QUOTE (ZetterGRD @ Oct 5 2007, 06:50 PM) "Paris Hilton will release another sex tape. It will outsell her original sex tape thanks to better lighting, and impressive performance... by the horse." LOL I just remember the other Star Trek reference... In ST: the Next Generation, they have holodecks, which can simulate places in virtual reality. Worf walks into an old Western scene, and the villain says to him something like, "Have you always been this ugly, or did your mother marry an armadillo?" This implies a woman/armadillo love affair resulting in Klingon-like hybrid offspring.
Is Brian Griffin a dog or a "furry?" The other characters take it for granted that he talks, drinks martinis, and has a human girlfriend. Sunday night they almost got it on, but Stewie interrupted them.
Very interesting thread.I haven't seen anyone talk about the Jerry Springer show on the subject. I believe it was 1999.Also, it may take some investigation, but a college professor named Joyce Salisbury (sp?) Uof WI/ Green Bay from the late 80's did a thesis on Beastiality in the Middle Ages.Good luck.
I thought of a few more. The movie "Click" with Adam Sandler, He's doing his wife and the dog mounts him. It shows this as a shadow.Master's and Johnson had statistics from like 1950 on beastiality.The DSM 3, 4, 5 also have beasty stats.The best of course is "The Attorney Geanerals Report on Pornography" Edwin Meese. (mid 70's) The book is two volumes. The second is the best. They actually looked a ton of porn and did a picturer by picture description of what they showed. The best was Lisa, **, and her dog."
Corner Gas - Season 2 - Episode: Doc SmallBrent was talking to Wanda about him and hank moving in together temporarily. Later he was saying that he had to kick hank out because he brought a rooster home (he was trying to figure out the answer to Davis's trick question). He said he kicked out Hank and kept the rooster because the rooster was cleaner. Wanda says "I just wish you would stop kissing him", as the soon-to-be Dog River resident walks by and overhears.Later on in the episode, while everyone is at The Ruby, Lacy asks Brent how things are with him and Hank. Hank says "I had to kick him out. He wanted to bring animals into it". The very same person overheard and was disgusted. Hank says "Hey Davis started it". Then Wanda says "Actually I was in on the animal thing too, in the beginning".
Very interestingAlso addAli G movie, Ali wakes up to his dog licking his foot long dong after dreaming that is was a hot lady...... tells it to stop then encouages it to keep going.
The 1982 science fiction novel The Zen Gun by author Barrington Bayley involves humans with DNA mixed up with animals, thereby creating furries basically. There are several sexual scenes and references between "pure" humans and these hybrids, particularly one scene where the main character is having sex with a cat-woman.
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Well im sure everyone knows about the sara silverman show...dammit i just saw a show the other day but now i cant think of it!!!
There's an episode of King of the Hill where Hank gets pseudo-raped (he still had clothes on) by a Dolphin
just a little add-on on what silverwolf768 said.After he get pseudo-raped by the dolphin, there is a scene with the guys who is working with this dolphin and he said:''Why did you do this? why not me?'' or something like that
Wow, good luck forming your list. Theres allot of reference to zoo in todays culture, generally as a joke, or insult.. unfortunately. I've been called a zoo as a joke a couple times, because of how much attention I give to dogs, little did those people know, lmao. Tons of scenes come to my mind, but unfortunately I don't remember any names of specific movies, yet heres what i can give you:Gilbert Gottfried has a joke called "The Aristocrats" which is frankly a disgusting joke, that involves a dog.One episode of "Mind of Mancia" makes multiple references to Mexican 'donkey shows'.A preview for a new movie: either "Dan in Real Life" or "The Heartbrake Kid" hints something to do sexually with a donkey.(unfortunately thats all that come to mind atm=\, I'll post more as it comes to mind or as I see it. Once again good luck with your, what should be, long list.)
In the movie "Dirty Work" with Norm Macdonald and Artie Langue, there is a billionaire character named Travis Cole who always carries a little chihuauha around with him, and Norm and Artie think that Cole has his thumb up the dog's ass... later on Artie comments "You're right, he's definitely doing that dog." The original script had a scene where they find pictures of Cole drinking the dog's piss, but those scenes apparently did not make it into the film."Man Trouble", with Ellen Barkin and Jack Nicholson, has several scenes with a large male German Shepherd trying to mount human women."Tart," starring Bijou Phillips - the main character trains her little dog (a yorkie maybe?) to lick her you-know-what. (They show it, kind of... it's at a weird angle near the bottom of the frame, hard to see exactly what is going on but what you can see if it looks real.)"Shaft," the Sam Jackson version - A guy tells Shaft some test results are in. Shaft replies, "Today we find out if I'm your daddy, or the German Shepherd."
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The Cable tv show 'Mad Men'The office of the MD, or the head of the agency, has Hokusahi's 'the erotic dream of the fishermans' wife' on the the wall.That's the one with the woman and the two octopiiCheers,Gerber.
Just though of this:On the 'Sarah Silverman Show' the main character licks her dogs but and gets the dog taken away, after taking it to court, the court rules bestiality legal in their city, except between the same sex. (boy, wouldn't must of us move there xD)======And just saw:In the movie 'Blades of Glory', Chazz, played by Will Farrel, is a sex addict. And while attending a sex addicts meeting he is telling a sex story about him and a girl, and a monkey that can operate a camera. In the alternative takes section of the DVD, some other takes he mentions a 2 lions, and a couple lady lion trainers (or something like that, maybe it was tigers) and in another take, he mentions a German Shepard. (I had to sit there while my family members where cracking up at that.. it actually hurt a little >.<)
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I was watching a redocrding of Louis C.K.: Shameless and he mentions he doesnt care if someone wants to blow a dog go ahead. Well something along those lines
George Carlin kind of said the same thing.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTjQ1i22-ekaround 1:55 - 2:15
QUOTE (silverwolf768 @ Nov 6 2007, 07:22 PM) George Carlin kind of said the same thing.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTjQ1i22-ekaround 1:55 - 2:15 that was funny as hell
Just remembered another. In the HBO series "Deadwood" (first season I believe) where a guy is caught in the barn with one of the horses. I'm fuzzy on the details but I believe he was masturbating on the horses butt.....it may have been even more explicit than that but I don't remember. It results in a several episode long dispute between him and the horses owner. Also in that series, dead people are usually fed to "Mr. Woos pigs" as a means of disposal. Not zoo related really, but interesting.
I was watching 'House' yesterday -Scene in House's office he has computer on and one of his interviewees makes a face at what is on his puter screen Dr. House: Got a problem with the naked female form? Applicant #32: Not at all. Applicant #13: Maybe she's just not used to seeing it spooning with the naked dolphin formApplicant #32 : should we give you a minute? Also I believe their is an episode of nip/tuck where the woman requires surgery after her GSD bit her breast during a moment of passion!
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How can NO ONE mention the age old classic "King Kong" it was a classic case of ZoophiliaTom Hanks movie "Bachelor Party" Woman doing a "Donkey Show"On and Episode of Saturday Night Live in america, Christina Ricci was pregnant with bi-racial dog babies, If you view the episode in repeats on some stations [delete] her saying (bi-racial dog babies) Also on another episode of Saturday Night Live they made a FAKE commercial for a cologne called Caninis a cologne for dogs, And it had a male model hugging a shepherd type dog and kissing it open mouthed while dog was licking his mouth an suchAlso several references in Son of The Beach including them showing the bulldog humping the town Mayor's leg.Tv show called Wolf LakeSinger famous for the song "Buffalo Stance" Neneh Cherry had a song called on one album called "Bestiality".Also lets not forget the Linda Lovelace classic "Dog 1"Mytholgical animalsDon't know if you want to cont this but. the movie "Splash" Tom Hanks with a mermaid Daryl HannahSeveral episodes of "Hercules" and "Xena" with Centaurs and women.
Wow, nice list.I didn't see this movie mentioned before (or I'm blind):Clerks IIBeastiality plays a big role here; what's bachelor parties without beast-show anyway? This includes well hung donkey.It's a funny movie too, so check it out.
Oh and forgot a joke that I've known probably 20 years. A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Whiskey straight, and keep'em coming."Bartender hands him a whiskey and says "Rough day?"Man replies "The worst"Bartender says "That bad huh, Well I'm here if you wanna talk about it"Man says "I came home from work early and caught my wife in bed with my best friend" Bartender says "That sucks, What did you do?"Man says "I kicked my wife out and told her to never come back."Bartender says "What about your best friend?"Man says "I popped him on the nose with a newspaper and said,.........Bad Dog"
Can't believe I forgot about the scene at the end of one of my favorite movies. "The Devil's Rejects" When 2 guys stop by a guy selling chickens and asks how much? And the seller asks if they plan on eating them or fu*king them. and then the have dialogue about how to do it.
"Beauty and The Beast" book, tv show and movie Oh and I don't remember off the top of my head but a magazine interview with Actress/comedian Kathy Griffin (Queen of the D-List) I think it was either Stuff or Maxim, When asked what she would do for a million dollars, She replies, for 10 million I will blow a horse. And actress Natasha Lyonne was arrested on several charges including threatening to sexually molest her neighbors dog.
Although this is a thinly veiled reference. It was just on TV Christmas eve. On the new show "The Big Bang Theory" It was a replay of the hallowen episode. Penny asks all 4 boys to come to her party. Once the guys find out it is a costume party, they ask if they can come as any character, they reply with, "anything, So we can come as a character from Cartoons, Comics, Sci-fi, Anime, Video Games, Manga." Like I said thinly veiled but it is still a reference.
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QUOTE (silverwolf768 @ Sep 21 2007, 04:44 PM) National Lampoon's Van Wilder: They masturbate the guys dog into a pastry and send it to some people as payback, which eat the pastries before they know what actually happened (there were picture taken of the act, but they were placed in the bottom of the pastry basket so you had to go through them before you could see the pictures) KayFedewa? o_O
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QUOTE (dr Kaninov @ Sep 17 2007, 10:55 PM) in "An epic movie", every important character is involved in a zoo scene (the lion and the pan were byproducts of such things, the main characters get to know the lion more than what they would have liked and so on) There were at least 3 zoophilic references in Epic Movie...The first, like you mentioned, Aslo was a product of a man boinking a lion.Another one was where Tumnus and the male beaver were a couple.At the end, Borat says he had sex with a unicorn and it was "niiice."Lucky Borat.
Try this on for size.The new movie I Am Legend features Will Smith as the sole survivor of a biological disaster. He is accompanied by "Sam", who we see thought out the first half of the movie. We learn that he was a gift for his daughter, that later became his only contact with another living thing. The music of Bob Marley is featured at bath time, and at the end of the day, they end up sleeping in the bath tub together. We have to assume they do this every night for protection from the mutated elements of the movie.It is only when she gets critically injured that he begins using the more personal name, "Samantha."Upon having to do her in due to her succumbing to the effects of the virus, he suffers a bit of a psychotic break.This may be a bit of a stretch, as we can only imagine what went on the entire 5 years he spent alone with her. It is a very safe conclusion to draw that she was unaltered since at the beginning of the film, she was no more than about 10 weeks at most.That seems to suggest Hollywood is willing to acknowledge the possibility in an extreme setting of some sort of deep emotional relationship without ruling out or disclaiming there being a physical one, such as making "Sam" sleep on the floor, not curled up at his side in a small bathtub.
I don't believe either of these have been mentioned thus far:Understanding Bestiality and Zoophilia by Dr. Hani Miletski. Pretty good read, its her PhD thesis topic and did an extensive survey of a group of zoophiles.The Horseman by Mark Matthews. Novel about how a man accepts that he loves his miniature mare.Awesome thread btw
Oh and there was this from the first season of "The Simple Life" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Paris and Nicole Make a Barnyard Sex Video)ALTUS, Arkansas — Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie may have been the butt of jokes for subjecting themselves to ridicule on The Simple Life, but they the got the last laugh by making some money with their butts."But my butt hurts," said Paris.Moonlighting with the Fox TV camera crew and a wide assortment of farm animals, Paris and Nicole produced a steamy sex video, Paris Does Altus.The girls went from filthy rich to just filthy, as they rolled in the mud and copulated with animals."The animals didn't behave any worse than the guys we pick up at parties in Beverly Hills," said Nicole, "but they don't buy you coke.""The farmers taught us 'ho'ing,'" said Nicole. "Get it?""The only downside is that I don't get to wear many outfits in the video," said Paris. "The crew kept telling me to take everything off.""And, oh yeah. The other thing was that Tinkerbell got eaten by a goat," said Paris. "I mean literally. Tinkerbell's gone.""But I have to admit," added Paris with a smile, "that I fell in love with a horse."
Just saw this one on Family guy recently (I don't watch it often so i don't know the episode) Brian, the dog is obsedded with porn dogs and then takes liberties with the prize race dog. He is accused of making her pregnate but when the pups are born they all have the human heads of the bitch owner and he storms out calling her a slut! another onf from a long time back - class c camp movie there is an argument and the one charactor jabs his middle finger straight up in the classic salute thn jabs it horizontaly. The second character asks what that meant and the jeastures are repeated as the guy says" that one is for you (verticle gesture) and this is for the horse you rode in on (horizontal gesture) - yep zoo is alive and well in hollywood!
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I know little about modern art referring to zoo, but there're some ancient folklores that have shome relation with bestiality. More than one minority ethnic group in Asia claim that their ancestor was the offspring of a woman and an animal, in legendary time.
There was an episode of a cartoon called Sons of Butcher where one of the main characters wanted to become a porn star. After arriving on the set on the day of the shoot, the director calls in the rest of the cast, and in walks a clown, a fat guy in a leotard, and a Horse. The Horse is used again later in the episode when a Brother of the character in question makes his own porn for the same company (though nothing is shown in either case, obviously. It's just implied).
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On blink-182's "dude ranch"album,before the start of one of the songs,you clearly hear a woman kissing loudly"moo-wahh,moo-wahh...",next thing you know your hear a horse squeal/moan.And on their live album"the enema strikes back" you hear(inbetween one of the songs)"hey tom,remember when i went over to your house and your brother had peanut butter smeared on his weiner,and he was looking at the dog saying'come here boy!come here!who likes the skippy?!,who likes the skippy peanut butter?!!
NoFX has an album titled "Heavy Petting Zoo" attached is the cover
Well Family Guy's Brian majorly has the hots for Lois, Peter's wife. Has whilst drunk made out with the daughter Meg that went into a whole weird Fatal attraction thing. He also usually dates human women, and for about a season had a regular girlfriend, Gillian(i think that was her name). Also one episode there was a gag with Quagmire and a giraffe. Family Guy is really quite full of zoo stuff. lolDoes "National Lampoon's Van Wilder" count? they pulled a prank on the "villian" sorority by manually replacing the creme in doughnuts with their bulldogs. Top Secret, when they were in a cow costume Nijel "reluctantly" nursed a hungry calf. And then came the amorous bull. lolThe Cowboy Way: they tied a guy up and drop his pants and let a calf loose on him. That's about all i can think of this late.
Season 5 of "Last Comic Standing" Several comics made references to "donkey shows. Also on a travel/cooking show called "Anthomy Bourdain No Reservations" when he travels to Quebec, Canada he goes to the Artic Circle and while there as they give him all the clothes to put on. After he puts on some very thick fur ry gloves, he said they felt like he was "Fisting A Samoyed"
QUOTE (silverwolf768 @ Jan 5 2008, 05:05 AM) NoFX has an album titled "Heavy Petting Zoo" attached is the cover nice cover i like it a lot......hehe
The movie "Minotaur" which is about a woman that has sex with a BULL which is god to have a child which becomes the living god (a minotaur). At the beginning they show carvings in the wall of a woman and a bulll having sex.Oh and the Jerry Springer Movie called "Ringmaster" A guy asks Jerry when they are going to air a show on people that have sex with their animals. Also TV pilot episode called "Manchester Prep" which they later changed into the movie "Cruel Intentions 2". This film was originally a TV series based on "Cruel Intentions (1999)". It was scheduled to premiere on the Fox network in the fall of 1999 but it was canceled before any episodes aired. The scene where Cherie has orgasms while riding on the horse reportedly outraged Fox chairman Rupert Murdoch. Two episodes had already been filmed. New explicit scenes and dialogue were added to footage from the two episodes to make this film. The plot was reworked to serve as a prequel to "Cruel Intentions".And it was either Sally Jesse Raphael of Jenny Jones did a show on Zoophilia I'm almost positive it was Sally. I didn't see the show, but I saw her in an interview where somone was asking her things, and the interviewer brought up the show on Zoophilia, then asked her if there was any subject she woouldn't touch. She then mentioned the only thing she had filmed an episode of but would NOT air was an episode she had done on Necrophiliacs.Also the release of Linda Lovelace's movie, And the fact she finally admitted the movie existed in her autobiography. Wow I can't believe how much I've added, Things I had totally forgotten about, and things I have seen since I first saw this post.
In 1986 before Ilona Staller also known as [Cicciolina] was in elected to the Italian Parliament (Radical Party from 1987 to 1992), she was also a porn star, and in one of her mainstream Italian porn films it feautures a woman giving a BJ to a horse. I believe the name is "Cicciolina Number One (1986)"
I didn't know dragons could be counted. In that case there's the anime/manga Dragon Half.The main character, Mink, is half-dragon. As her human father fell in love with and married the dragon he was supposed to slay. It's a funny and insane anime. Also Mink's dad, has just a tad of the hots for her too. lol
I don't know if this is what you're after, but this is a joke that was common (and often repeated) when I went to Agricultural College (by 16 - 55+ year olds, of every faith and sexual preference), and I haven't really seen anything like it in the thread so far, so here goes nothing. Oh, and this is translated into English from Swedish, so I' apologize for any gramatical/spelling errors."The farmer had hired a new farmhand, and introduced him to the others, asking that they'd show him around and help him feel at home. Everything went well for the first week, but on Friday, as the weekend approached, the new farmhand asked what they used to do for fun during Saturday evenings.The farmhands all told him that they'd usually go down to the barn, grab a box and put it behind a cow, and then proceed to stand on the box and make love to her. The new farmhand got wide eyes, but as the farm was far away from town and other entertainment, and there were very few girls at the farm, he believed them.Saturday evening arrived, and the new farmahand cleaned up a little and changed clothes, before he went down to the barn. As he arrived, he could see no one else there, and he found himself a box and chose a cow, proceeding to get behind her and dropping his pants.Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter behind him, and as he turned his head, he saw all the other farmhands there, laughing and pointing. 'But you said this is what you do!' he objected, very embarrassed. 'Yeah, we do!' one of them agreed, in between giggles, 'But not with Rose, she's the ugliest one!'"
There was a Doctor Who episode where a woman had married a cat and had kittens.
And there are pics of Kylie posing with a dog as if they had sex.
I'm telling this from memory, so it might in actuality occur slightly differently... In the movie Red Dragon....*POTENTIAL MINOR SPOILER*The killer falls in love with a blind woman who has a fondness for Big Cats. The killer arranges to bring her to a zoo so she can touch a sedated Cheetah (I think.... although it may have been another big cat). As she is caressing his fur, she eventually brings her hands down into the cat's privates
Final Fantasy 7 had a scene where a scientist was trying to save a rare lion-like species by breeding it with an equally rare "breed" of human.Attached is the lion-like character, known as Red XIII (but his real name is Nanaki)
QUOTE (ThunderPaw @ Jan 4 2008, 11:58 PM) Well Family Guy's Brian majorly has the hots for Lois, Peter's wife. Has whilst drunk made out with the daughter Meg that went into a whole weird Fatal attraction thing. He also usually dates human women, and for about a season had a regular girlfriend, Gillian(i think that was her name). Also one episode there was a gag with Quagmire and a giraffe. Family Guy is really quite full of zoo stuff. lolDoes "National Lampoon's Van Wilder" count? they pulled a prank on the "villian" sorority by manually replacing the creme in doughnuts with their bulldogs. Top Secret, when they were in a cow costume Nijel "reluctantly" nursed a hungry calf. And then came the amorous bull. lolThe Cowboy Way: they tied a guy up and drop his pants and let a calf loose on him. That's about all i can think of this late. I was just about to say the same thing,Family guy is filled with zoo references.I just got done watching some episodes on dvd.LOL that qaugmire-giraffe thing was funny.
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Sorry if it's been mentioned (I haven't read the whole thread), but I came across one when reading a seemingly innocent chick-lit book today, of all things. Anybody Out There? by Marian KeyesPage 286:"...Granny Maguire had kept greyhounds. Rumour had it that she used to sleep with them. Sleep, sleep with them, if you know what I mean." I was very amused when I came across it! Sara
doggiedog19 wrote:QUOTE Corner Gas - Season 2 - Episode: Doc SmallBrent was talking to Wanda about him and hank moving in together temporarily. Later he was saying that he had to kick hank out because he brought a rooster home (he was trying to figure out the answer to Davis's trick question). He said he kicked out Hank and kept the rooster because the rooster was cleaner. Wanda says "I just wish you would stop kissing him", as the soon-to-be Dog River resident walks by and overhears.Later on in the episode, while everyone is at The Ruby, Lacy asks Brent how things are with him and Hank. Hank says "I had to kick him out. He wanted to bring animals into it". The very same person overheard and was disgusted. Hank says "Hey Davis started it". Then Wanda says "Actually I was in on the animal thing too, in the beginning".I'm just posting this to recommend this 1/2 hour comedy show from Canada. It plays on WGN (Chicgo). IMO, Corner Gas is a sceam! It seems to be a "poor man's Seinfeld" wherein this cast of characters interacts about nothing (most of the time). Watch a couple of episodes and you'll be hooked!
New Trojan condom add of women sitting in a bar flirting with pigs
I don't know if this has been mentioned or not but..in the book The Cider House Rules by John Irving, Homer Wells, the main character, discovers with a girl named Melony a black and white or sepia tone photograph of a girl sucking off a pony. The head of the orphanage, in which this scene takes place, eventually finds it and realizes that it was a patient of his, and the daughter of this prostitute his father hired for him on his 18th birthday, and he had always been traumatized by that experience because when he woke up from having sex with the prostitute, he got dressed by the light of the daughter's lit cigar, who also said "you could have had me for less." Later in the book, Homer reads the at the time deceased doctor's journal, which had "I put the pony's penis in her mouth! I was responsible for that!" written in various places in it. Other minor events concerning the book is where some of the other orphans see it, and they don't understand it. (i.e one thinks she's eating his intestines) and sometime later the photo is described something like: "and he saw the girl, with the pony's penis forever stuck in her mouth..." It was omitted from the movie for obvious reasons, but it's still in the book.
There are several music videos with visual references to Zoo.Move Your Feet by Junior Senior (2003) - The concept for this video was that it would be pixelated as if it were a late 80s video game. There are many references made in the video. In one scene a wine bottle starts to shake and champagne pours onto a wine glass, and the glass winks. Also in the video one of the main characters (a squirrel) jumps on a horses back and revs him up like a motorcycle, and the horse rears up, and for a brief moment you can see that he has a hard-on.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHkgczec8hYParanoid Android by Radiohead (1997) - This too is an animated video. In one scene the two main characters are in a pet shop, and it pans back and in the corner, you can see two mice having sex.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8asQsfn82EPersonal Jesus by Depeche Mode (1989) - During a sequence in the video there is a brief shot of a horse's ass. Also earlier in the vid there is a shot of a Horse, cutting to a shot of a "rooster" (Horse, Cock). This might be a coincidence.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhzsxEC-psA
Here are some more I forgot.Family Guy - Brian gets into directing porn, and when he is on the set a porn star walks in and says"Ughh, do I have to sleep with a dog in this one". There is also Brian's cousin (also a dog), who in another episode brings his human lover to their house, and in one scene stewie says "I heard you playing with your little "chew toy" last night, eww" to this he replies "Oh, we were just playing Clue, and wellhe got me in the bedroom with a lead pipe"Colbert Report - Steven was talking about "Brokeback Mountain" and he was talking about how there may be a sequel......Staring the horse. One of my favorite songs possibly dealing with zoosex is "Bangers and a Mash" by RadioheadYou Bit me....You Bit Me.....You bit me, ow......You bit me, bit me.....and now I want more.later he sings....Whatever turns you on, whatever gets you up.
QUOTE (Bone_Pony @ Jan 13 2008, 01:21 AM)New Trojan condom add of women sitting in a bar flirting with pigsHow is this a zoophilia reference? Maybe I'm juding a bit too quickly, but as I understand it it's a metaphor for "dirty men", not a literal reference to actual sex with animals. Though if you believe I'm mistaken I would like to hear that QUOTE (15bucks @ Jan 13 2008, 05:54 PM)Move Your Feet by Junior Senior (2003) - The concept for this video was that it would be pixelated as if it were a late 80s video game. There are many references made in the video. In one scene a wine bottle starts to shake and champagne pours onto a wine glass, and the glass winks. Also in the video one of the main characters (a squirrel) jumps on a horses back and revs him up like a motorcycle, and the horse rears up, and for a brief moment you can see that he has a hard-on.I've seen this music video before and noticed absolutely nothing 'zoo' about it then. What does a squirrel riding a horse have to do with zoophilia?QUOTE Paranoid Android by Radiohead (1997) - This too is an animated video. In one scene the two main characters are in a pet shop, and it pans back and in the corner, you can see two mice having sex.What does two mice mating have to do with zoophilia? I thought zoophilia was about relationship between humans and animals, not just about sex between two mice.QUOTE Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode (1989) - During a sequence in the video there is a brief shot of a horse's ass. Also earlier in the vid there is a shot of a Horse, cutting to a shot of a "rooster" (Horse, Cock). This might be a coincidence.Sounds like a coincidence to me.Okay, I know I am a bit harsh now, and I hope I'm not letting you down too much. Bone_Pony and 15bucks, you did a good job recording your animal references and writing them down for the forum to read, and they might be interesting to see for a lot of people on the forum.But, my point is that the thread starter was asking for references to zoophilia, that is people being attracted to and/or having sexual relationships with animals. Stealth_zoophile had a good reference (on the previous page) because that is a reference to a human actually having sex with an animal and the consequences of that relation.It is really nice when people use time and effort on submitting references to this thread. But I also think it would be nice when people refrained from posting references which are just about animals having sex, or people who happen to mention "animals" and "sex" in the same sentence and things like that. Because that would not be what the thread starter asks for, and so it would be off topic in this thread (even though it could be very interesting in other parts of this forum).Again, my apologies to you 15bucks and Bone_Pony for being a bit harsh on you (and for picking you as examples when there are probably others I should mentioned too), but I just had to mention that To get back on topic, the webcomic Wulffmorgenthaler has a lot of references to zoophilia. Link to it here: WullfmorgenthalerI'm quite sure I've seen several strips with references to zoophilia/beastiality. I'll try to go find them and update this post when I find them.
Ok, I didn't find them in time to edit the message above, but here are links to four Wulffmorgenthaler strips with very clear references to zoophilia/beastiality Strip 1Strip 2Strip 3Strip 4
I guess I was confusing zoophillia with animal sexuality in general. Thanks for correcting me, and even admiting you were harsh sexseeker.
shylark wrote about the nip/tuck episode in which a woman sought help from the doctors to have her breast reconstructed. Right she is! It was in episode 4 of season 4 and it guest starred none other than the woman who played sweet young Laura Ingalls on Little House on the Prairie as a child: Melissa Gilbert! The story was about Shari Nobel, the wife of a soldier who had been sent to Iraq, who apparently tempted her dog with peanut butter and he had gotten so rambunctious that he had bitten her nipple. She wanted the reconstruction work finished before her husband returned from deployment. After the operation, Mrs. Nobel and Dr. Troy were inspecting the reconstruction when her husband showed up inthe office with a duffle bag. He said he had found the peanut butter next to the bed and proceeded to dump her dead dog out onto a gurney. So, apparently he knew about her predilection to have K9 sex even before he had deployed and she had apparently promised not to do it again.Anyway, Dr. Troy had this expression of horror and disgust, but didn't say anything so viewers couldn't be sure whether he was feeling that way because of what Shari Nobel did or because Sgt. Nobel had killed the dog and dumped him out in the office. I would have preferred a different ending wherein Dr. Troy tried to help his patient. Maybe a recurring role for the Shari Nobel character. After all, Dr. Troy is no virgin when it comes to unusual sexual activities and nip/tuck is not shy about having unusual characters woven into it's story lines nor is fx shy as a network. But that was it. Never mentioned anything about it ever again.
In season 7, episode 19 of The Simpsons ("A Fish called Selma"),Homer and Marge are talking about Troy McClure.Homer: "Yeah, Who'da thought he'd turn out to be such a weirdo."Marge: "What're you talking about?"Homer: "You know, his bizarre personal life. Those weird things they say he does down at the aquarium? Why, I heard..."Marge: "Oh Homer, that's just an Urban Legend. People don't do that type of thing with Fish."And later in the Episode, when Selma is talking to Troy McClure.Selma: "Are you ?"Troy: "Gay? I wish! If I were there would be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality. One so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs."There were other references in that episode, but the only other one I can remember goes as follows. Dr. Hibbert: "Troy McClure? I thought he disappeared after that scandal at the aquarium..."Skinny Mobster guy (I forget his name): "Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead?"Fat Tony: "No, what I said was 'He sleeps with the fishes' "
Hey its interesting that someone also had this idea .I started writing down zoo or bestiality references every time I came across one, with a possible view to making a tv programme at some point in the future, probably not for many years, but I figured there would be no harm in starting a list / gathering clips now, then it would be there if I needed it. However feel free to use what I have. If you haven;t already realised, after a while and lots of contributions from this forum.. it's going to be a big list! So, I have tried to take out things from my list that have already been mentioned on this thread.. so here goes. episode of Uk tv programme TV Offal , the narrator Victor Lewis Smith shows a video clip of Jeremy Beadle reading a book called 'fun with goats' and makes a comment about bestiality. (have clip)Too Much Sun BBC1 tv series air date 27/10/00 22:35 a man wakes up naked in bed with a goat Duckman episode 'germ turns' at 11minute40 there is a zoo reference but I forget what exactly. (have video)family guy episode *screwed the pooch* mainly at 5.41 8.32 and end one scene is particularly risque where Brian presses his nose right up to a bitches behind and takes a deep breath, I like this (have video and screenshots) family guy potty training, at end something between Brian and Lois family guy 'death lives ' at 8:30 greyhound referenceBorn Sloppy ch4 26/12/02: a reference to sex with goatsa South Park episode features a 'horse that gives head'an episode of Jackass features fisting a cow anally. although the primary reason is not anything sexual. Beavis and Butthead 'feel a cop' 7:00 to 8:00graham norton 15/01/03 'tonight i will be fucking a ginger dog.' and a joke about sex with a red setter 31/10/2005: never mind the buzzcocks mark lamar to Bill Bailey reference about sex with a blind dog02/12/2005: ish ITV1 shoot the writers - the angie show. (Trisha spoof) references to an affair with a donkey and a horseFILMSEverything you wanted to know about sex but were too afraid to ask - Gene wilder plays the part of a doctor who agrees to see a sheep brought in by an Armenian shepherd and (SPOILER) subsequently falls in love with it. Midnight Run a guy says sometihng to to Robert de niro on freight train re:chickens Rat Race , some horse sex referenceDead air: someone says 'sometimes i have sexual fantasies involving sheep'van wilder (been mentioned but there is a line in it which i have an audo clip of, 'the doc assured me that canine semen is perfectly healthy, in fact.. ' Angela's Ashes , boys are looking at sheep while masturbatingFrom Dusk till Dawn .. doorman at Titty Twister club shouts 'we have horse pussy, dog pussy...'She's All That - Laney: Screw the dolphins! Jesse: A guy tried that last year, banned from Sea World for life.Notting Hill , Hugh grant exclaims 'sod a dog'Chocolate flavour condom advert , (just type Chocolate condoms into Youtube) TLC learning channel ad features a child watching sheep porn (on youtube) Comedians: steve martin An expose (cat best fuck) (have exerpt)billy conolly tells a joke about sheep shagging in some of his standup routines. (have clip)chris morris blue jam s3 e5 at 25mreference about 2 girls who used bacon to make her granny's dobermans lick their vaginas music :Rodney Rude: Well hung plowboy (have mp3)blink 182 - I wanna fuck a dog. (have mp3)The Datsuns - Beauty and the beast . the track is about a girl who likes to be fucked by dogs, the chorus goes 'dripping with dog cum she's so pretty.' have cd and inlay which features lyrics list. (have mp3)
Last weeks episode of CSI titled "BULL" when bull semen was found on a bull riders jeans, they started talking bout how it could have gotten there, in which they told a few bestiality stories.
sexseeker, yes it was a reference to men. But still what you see on screen is women with pigs. Also the definition for zoophilia is alot different than the one for bestiality. The definition you are thinking of is for bestiality. The question that started this was about zoophilia. Which is a much broader term. Zoophilia is about the love of animals in any form NOT just sexual. But zoophilia and bestiality are not the same thing. Not all forms of zoophilia are bestiality.
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QUOTE (Bone_Pony @ Jan 16 2008, 11:14 PM) Last weeks episode of CSI titled "BULL" when bull semen was found on a bull riders jeans, they started talking bout how it could have gotten there, in which they told a few bestiality stories. Now I am sorry that I missed that episode, any chance anyone remembers the dialogue?
In family guy brian(the dog) wants to do louis but he never gets the chance. Also brian has a girlfriend at the end of one episode when he walks out of her appartment he is asked why he smells of sweat and shame.Family guy seasons 3episode: screwed the poocha female dog gives birth to dogs with human heads.
Wow,there are alot of references everywhere,in all media outlets.
I was listing to an artist by the name of "Dirt Nasty" and there is a song on his album that’s called animal lover which makes references to animal sex the whole way through it!! Great song as well!!Hunter ETA: We can't post links yet I believe, but Animal Lover is on Dirt Nasty's Myspace song player. Just do a search for his name in the music section of Myspace to listen to it. Um, it's not for the easily offended though, just as a disclaimer! Sara
just remembered this one.. look on Youtube .. search Hamlet Cigars. There is a compilation of old adverts that is 9:01 long. Select this and scroll the bar to the last ad at 8:10. I won't ruin the surprise but it is an ad that a lot of people on here should find funny. Enjoy.
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This was a busy week for Zoophilia on american TV, 1st on the new Lucy Liu show "Cashmere Mafia" when the group of girls were talking about sex, One of the girls began talking about a story she knew about a guy getting it on with a goat.2nd on a repeat episode of "Saturday Night Live" which Brendan Fraser was hosting, he is playing a gigalo type character that gets hired by the Old lady with big glasses from the old navy commercials, during the scene she says she wants 'magic' to join in with them. Then magic comes into the room, 'Magic' is her dog from one of the commercials.3rd on the new season of "Reno 911" in the opening credits they show snipits of scenes from the season. One scene shows the female officer 'Weigel' on the ground, on all 4's with other officers around her, one holding the leash to the police dog (a german shepherd) which was mounted on her back trying its best to bang her silly, but of course she was fully clothed in her uniform so he didnt get anything. (But this has been the biggest overt bestiality scene I have scene on american TV, and not someone just talking about bestiality.) 4th on a repeat of "the blue coller comedy tour: movie" Bill Engvall is talking about him an his wife having sex and the dogs watching. Then he mentions all the sudden getting a cold nose from out of nowhere.So as you can see a busy week 4 mentions on TV, and if you have Comedy Central, you have to catch the new season of "Reno 911" just to catch that scene in the opening credits.
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In the 1981 John Belushi movie..."Neigbors"..his character finds his wife and the neighbors wife looked in the bedroom with their dog...lots of noise and giggling coming from inside the room...when he asks to know whats going on in there..lots of giggling from the women...
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Well I just got a new one, on tonight’s episode of House titled "Its a Wonderful Life" he has a patient who is in a Donkey show. And aside from the fact that she is sick, due to something to Donkey has, it is not presented as a bad thing.
Hah hah just saw this! Turns out the 'donkey show' is a nativity play in a church so apparently this girl has been up to something with the donkey she rides in on
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On an episode of "Will & Grace", Will is being showered with gifts from an older man. His newest gift from the old man was a horse. So they start teasing him about having a SugarDaddy buying him things. When all the sudden Jack says. "I wish I had a SugarDaddy, I'd do a SugarDaddy for a horse. Hell, I'd do a horse for a SugarDaddy."
2 & 1/2 MenAllen brings home a big intact male Harlequin Great Dane. Charlie complains that "He's big enough to make me his bitch!"
Has anyone mentioned the series "King of the Pride" or whatever about the two vegas magicians and their 'lions'?In one of the episodes the magicians walk by a scientist trying to get a couple of pandas to mate. On the table is a big collection of aresol cans. While the scientist explains that they're using pheremones (in the cans) to arouse the animals to one of the magicians, the other is blithely spraying himself with the contents of the cans like perfume.The results are what you'd expect.At the end of the show a chimp talking to some other animal walks by the magician who used the pheremone spray and makes an embarassed face while the magician 'toodles' him (sort of a familiar sort of finger-wave) and grins embarassed-like.That entire series had huge numbers of zoo referances, unfortunately 9 of the first season were aired, the remainder could only be viewed on DvD.
Underwolf69 the show was actually named "Father of the Pride" it was about Siegfried and Roy
In the song Windowlicker by Aphex Twin, a French statement by a woman is faintly heard which translates into "I want to lick dog meat".
In the movie 8mm while Nicholas Cage is being shown the underbelly of porn by Joaquin Phoenix. Nic asks him what is in the section they are looking at, one of the types he mentions is bestiality.On an episode of MAD TV the Michael McDonald is playing the part of the real guy the movie ("Castaway" starring Tom Hanks) was based on. In it they state that he was married to a monk.ey
Saw a good one yesterday, mabie not a reference directly.... google "dont judge 2" got a kick out of that
In Al Franken's 2003 book " LIES, and the lying liars who tell them: A fair and balanced look at the right"In his note from the author, when talking about the students he used to help research for the book. He described Team Franklin as ""There was Bridger McGaw, a Gore campaign veteran still sore from getting burned in Florida. Madhu Chugh, with a mind as insatiable as her name is unpronounceable. Emmy Berning, an ultra-feminist with a stunning resume---and figure to match. Ben Kane and Ben Walker, "the Bens," Team Franklen's g_a_y gladiators, whose fierce love for each other fueled their ceaseless advocacy of justice for g_a_y_s, lesbians, the transgendered, bisexuals, and man-on-dog enthusiasts, such as Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum. And the rest.""
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I'm utterly surprised that nobody's mentioned Bondage Fairies by Kondom. Awesome adult comic. There are references of a bat screwing a pixie and one of my favorites has to be when they have Pfil chained up and send in the worm who hasn't had water in like forever. Let's just say he squirms his way into her heart. My favoritest adult comic EVAR!!!111oneoneoneYou can also search Bondage Fairies on Wikipedia to find out more about it.Yay.
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Don't forget references in music, both in song lyrics and videos.For example go on youtube and check out The Stokes ~ juicebox or White Stripes ~ Blue Orchid,Both have visual references. (Well I think they do!) Also, I have heard that in Madonnas book SEX she admits to some 'experience' !!
Man In India Marries Dog As Atonement January 20, 2008 NEW DELHI - A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death — an act he believes cursed him — a newspaper reported Tuesday. P. Selvakumar married the sari-draped former stray named Selvi, chosen by family members and then bathed and clothed for the ceremony Sunday at a Hindu temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu, the Hindustan Times newspaper said. Selvakumar, 33, told the paper he had been suffering since he stoned two dogs to death and hung their bodies from a tree 15 years ago. "After that my legs and hands got paralyzed and I lost hearing in one ear," he said in the report. The paper said an astrologer had told Selvakumar the wedding was the only way he could cure the maladies. It did not say whether his situation had improved. Deeply superstitious people in rural India sometimes organize weddings to dogs and other animals, believing it can ward off certain curses. The paper showed a picture of Selvakumar sitting next to the dog, which was wearing an orange sari and a flower garland. The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the dog got a bun.Along with a pic
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Link to article on msn dolphinBritish woman ‘marries’ dolphin, tying the net after 15-year courtshipupdated 2:48 p.m. ET, Tues., Jan. 3, 2006JERUSALEM - Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring."It's not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He's the love of my life," she said Saturday, upon her return to London.Tendler, who said she imports clothes and promotes rock bands in England, has visited Israel several times a year since first meeting the dolphin.When asked in the past if she had a boyfriend, she would always reply, "No. I'm going to end up with Cindy." On Wednesday, she made it official, sort of. While she acknowledged the "wedding" had no legal bearing she did say it reflected her deep feelings toward the bottlenosed, 35-year-old object of her affection."It's not a bad thing. It’s just something that we did because I love him, but not in the way that you love a man. It's just a pure love that I have for this animal," she said.While she still kept open the option of "marrying human" at some stage, she said for now she was strictly a "one-dolphin woman."She's hardly the jealous type, though."He will still play with all the other girls there," she said, of their prenuptial agreement. "I hope he has a lot of baby dolphins with the other dolphins. The more dolphins the better."
June 3rd, 2006BHUBANESWAR, India (AFP) - A woman who fell in love with a snake has married the reptile at a traditional Hindu wedding celebrated by 2,000 guests in India's Orissa state, reports said. Bimbala Das wore a silk saree for the ceremony Wednesday at Atala village near the Orissa state capital Bhubaneswar.Priests chanted mantras to seal the union, but the snake failed to come out of a nearby ant hill where it lives, the Press Trust of India (PTI) said on Friday.A brass replica snake stood in for the hesitant groom."Though snakes cannot speak nor understand, we communicate in a peculiar way," Das, 30, told the agency."Whenever I put milk near the ant hill where the cobra lives, it always comes out to drink."I always get to see it every time I go near the ant hill. It has never harmed me," she added.Villagers welcomed the wedding in the belief it would bring good fortune and laid on a feast for the big day.Snakes and particularly the King Cobra are venerated in India as religious symbols worn by Lord Shiva, the god of destruction.Das, from a lower caste, converted to the animal-loving vegetarian Vaishnav sect whose local elders gave her permission to marry the cobra, the world's largest venomous snake that can grow up to five metres."I am happy," said her mother Dyuti Bhoi, who has two other daughters and two sons to marry off."Bimbala was ill," Bhoi told local OTV channel. "We had no money to treat her. Then she started offering milk to the snake ... she was cured. That made her fall in love."Das has moved into a hut built close to the ant hill since the wedding.
In the episode of "Family Guy" titled "Play it again, Brian" When the family takes a trip to Martha's vineyard. Brian the dog professes his love to Lois. At the end of the show she admitted to him about having had thoughts of him and her having sex.
I just readed a book for my french class (Le grand cahier) for an exam... i was stunned when i readed a chapter on a girl having sexual relation with a dog...the scene was detailed and all =D.And then i thinked: wow, the whole class will read that too...what a good opportunites to see reactions =).
Just saw Disney's Brother Bear 2.There's this dude who got turned into bear in first movie, now he's childhood love comes back into his life, and they fell in love all over again. And in the end the woman lets herself turn into a bear too.
In an episode of Reno 911 one of the female police officers gets humped by one of the police dog
in the book Happy Hooker by Xaviera Hollander she talks about getting off on the back of a dog then giving it a hand jobGreat thread
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Has anyone seen that new dog food commercial on tv? It's where a white dog is lying on a bed next to a very attractive lady. The dog is looking longingly at this hot woman....and then somehow it turns into a dog food commercial. The part that gets me everytime is when the background voice says "Now you have a new way to please your dog".....OH I know what the first way is
In the soft core porn series EMMANUELLE, in "EMMANUELLE IN AMERICA" it has a woman playing with a horse long one
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QUOTE (madal @ Mar 15 2008, 09:09 PM) in the book Happy Hooker by Xaviera Hollander she talks about getting off on the back of a dog then giving it a hand jobGreat thread Oh god...my sis has a book called "The Happy Hooker" and my jaw dropped when I read that...then I googled it and found it was NOT a crochet book you were meaning!
In 1995 Howard Stern was working at WNBC radio in New York City. He was fired that year for doing a stunt on his show called Bestiality Dial-A-Date.He actually had women call in to win a date with a male dog. If I recall, 3 women openly competed for the date by having to answer different questions. He often did lesbian dial a date too. But the zoo one got him fired.
Who could forget M. Dekker's book Dearest Pet?And, in the lyrics to "Internet Porn" by Da Vinci's Notebook, there is the immortal line "(Internet porn) girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep..."I admit, I almost choked laughing the first time I heard it.
My additions. Did not see these listed before so I hope they help.1- The Scarlet Diva- Written, directed, starred in by Asia Argento. In one of the scenes Asia's character and a male friend discuss a mutual acquaintance (a mature woman) who got a large dog for "companionship". After the real reason for the woman getting the dog is revealed Asia has a very unrealistic dream sequence showing the mature woman from the front as she is mounted doggy style. In the DVD extras Asia reveals that she really wanted that dream to be the real thing but the other producers made her realize that it would never get into legitimate theaters if it was genuine.2-Sleeping Dogs Lie- I couldn't believe this one hadn't been mentioned. Maybe I missed it? Beastiality is actually the central plot point to this movie. The title character decides to prove her love and trust to her fiance by sharing her deepest secret. Once in college she gave her dog a BJ. The rest of the movie is her boyfriend's and family's reaction to her little secret.3- National Lampoon's RepliKate- Seems like the two most common sources for beastiality references in pop culture are the Family Guy series and National Lampoon movies. Well anyways the main protagonist, his best friend (who is British or Australian by his accent) and a couple of lipstick lesbians end up in the same bed. The best friend has a bit of horror slowing dawning on him when he realizes everyone else is to far away from him to be giving him the BJ that he is enjoying. He says "If you are over there....and she is over there....and they are over there.....WHO'S LICKING ME BALLS?!?" He throws the cover back and the little dog that has been played for laughs for the whole movie is there.Well, that was what came to mind that no one else has mentioned....I think.
I always liked the scenes in this video, they must have had fun filming it ... must be some good out-takes somewhere.For those too young to recall, Budweiser used to feature a bull terrier named Spuds McKenzie in their advertising. However now he presumably resides in the Orphanage of Cast-Off Mascots.
QUOTE (Barb Dyer @ May 7 2008, 12:16 PM) For those too young to recall, Budweiser used to feature a bull terrier named Spuds McKenzie in their advertising. However now he presumably resides in the Orphanage of Cast-Off Mascots. Ah yes, as I recall he was billed as "the original party animal". Always surrounded by dozens of bikini clad models in scenes that would have put the Fonz to shame One of my earliest zoo themed memories
Leave it to Neil to ask, how far do you want go to with this kind of thing?(edited to add) now that you mention it, that made me horny, too. I looked it up, that was 1988, so it's when I was zoo-active but not yet online with it.
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...last nite at the "tonight show" (may 6 08'),..Jay refered to the state of Florida, as NOT being able to pass a bill making Beastiality Illegal,...I hope this contributes to the current Subject pole.thanks
on the 2008 season of Saturday Night Live, The show hosted by Christopher Walken with music guest Panic at the disco. In a fake commercial for a pill the makes women have only one period a year but it lasts for a month, and during that month women supposedly go crazy, hurting people, killing people doing all sorts of things that they will not be accountable for, for that one month. While showing women doing all these things. Kristen Wiig is shown with a dog in what depicted to be a bestiality scene, in the scene she is french kissing a dog (with hints that it goes farther)
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ON Comedy Central there is a show called "Kenny vs Spenny" Kenny and Spenny compete against each other every week in a dare competition. In one episode they had to see who could last the longest tied to a goat. Spenny lost so he had to put on a goat costume and get on all fours and be mounted my a male goat.
On the season 2 finale of "Shark" one of the suspects has a sex dungeon. When they were talking about him, they were discussing how many women he had in, or men or farm animals.
correction on "SharK" it was the next to last episode Season 2: Episode 15: One Hit Wonder
I was palying "Age of Conan: Hyborian Adventures" (Mature MMO) last night and found a npc who insults you, then you run around the city and learn better insults yourself. there were a lot af zoophilia related ones. I add a picture too, to illustrate the words."I told him that, when he tries to ride a horse, it looks like he's trying to father a son with his steed.""Aye, you'd rather spend time making love to a goat in a stable.""A little advice, friend. Next time you mate with your horse on a lonely night, wash his love from your hair before coming into a tavern.""You crap-eating lover of donkeys.""Why not father a son with your horse? Your riding skills resemble the most debased acts of love between beast and man."One was not zoo related, but I add it here too"What's that smell? Have you been eating cow dung? Have you been bathing in it?"
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Well, there's always the urban legend/rumor concerning Snoop Dogg... and why he's called that.You do notice, if you ever see him in anything in the media there is always an animal of some sort nearby. Dogs in his videos, and goats in the Orbit gum commercial where he goes to hell.And NIN's 'Closer'... though not directly referring to intercourse with an animal, saying soooo clearly I want to F*ck you like an animal. Love that song!
Hehe, found a funny mature comic by Dark Horse "Satan's Sodomy Baby"Picture is worth a thouand words as they say...
Heavy Petting (2007)Before Charlie (Brendan Hines) can win the heart of Daphne (Malin Akerman), he must befriend her difficult dog, Babydoll. But the unexpected occurs when Charlie becomes more attached to the pooch than to Daphne and he must find a way to keep Babydoll in his life. Charlie realizes he doesn't need a girlfriend, but he can't live without Babydoll and endeavors to keep things going with Daphne just so he can hang with his new, best friend.
Senior Skip Day (2008) After Adam (Gary Lundy) accidentally reveals the location of the senior skip day party to Principal Dickwalder (Larry Miller), he immediately becomes the most hated guy at school. Now, the only way for Adam to redeem himself is to throw an incredible bash himself. If Adam can find booze, hot women and a gigantic gravity bong, he just might be able to repair his pitiful social life. Lea Thompson and Tara Reid co-star in this raunchy teen comedy.sorry I copy paste the movie synapis, but ill help u find the movie (netflix)
What the hec does "Senior Skip day" have in it that makes it part of this?
What a great idea for a BF thread!I'll find something to contribute to this...Thanks!
Ah remembered some more references"10 Things I Hate About You" - It is asked from some students to date a certain girl. the answer is "Only if we are the last humans and there are no sheep...Are there sheep?""Wanted" - a comic book, the one made into a movie....in issue 3 the Killer says to Mr.Rictus "Happy goat fucking", the answer is "I don't fuck goats, I make love to them".Then in issue 6, when old Killer talks to the new Killer about his past, they pass a house where parties ended with orgies with straight sex, sex and animal sex.Then in "The Elder scrolls IV" I haven't noticed any references to zoophilia. only that the horses had too realistic body parts under the tail and people started to complain. But I liked to mess around there with the body moving aspect of the game.
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On the series finale last night of "Men In Trees" The dog had chewed up Marin's expensive shoe. When she got home Jack thought he was going to have to calm her down. So when she walked in he was trying to tell her about it. When she didn't care because she was happy she had just gotten her check from the latest book she wrote. Well, while she was trying to tell Jack about the check. The dog got out of his bed and started humping her leg. So she said to Jack about the dog (that had just chewed up the shoe) "Now he's trying to have make up sex."
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In the movie senior skip day in the 1st 3 mins the dog humps the guy under a blanket. but yes the movie does have stuff to do with the posts. i just didnt list y lol
Superhero Movie(2008) NRThe team behind Scary Movie takes on the comic book genre in this tale of Rick Riker (Drake Bell), a nerdy teen bitten by a radioactive dragonfly. Imbued with superpowers, Riker assumes a new identity as the Dragonfly. And because every hero needs a nemesis, enter Lou Landers (Christopher McDonald), who leads a double life as the villainously goofy Hourglass. Spoof veteran Leslie Nielsen and Marion Ross co-star as Drake's doting uncle and aunt.there is a part in the begining of the movie where he gets H2O9 dumped on him with causes animals to go into a frenzy. 0_o
There is a scene in Robot Chicken on Adult Swim, that has a unicorn persuading a nerdy boy to strip naked and jump on his back. He then gets the boy to start "polishing" his horn, in which the unicorn starts making pleasurable sounds. I believe there is another scene later in the episode. or in another episode with the same nerdy boy with unicorn jam or something of that nature.
Yet another comic book hits to zoophilia. "Heavy Metal Summer 2008" there is a woman, who tells a man that her love of the life is a dog.Here's a picture of it too.
In an episode of House on FOX, a blonde girl walks in with bumps on her neck, he then realizes that she takes part in donkey shows, and has caught a virus. But when he attended the show, she was playing Holy Mary while riding a donkey at a church
QUOTE (Hoofin @ Jul 26 2008, 12:51 PM) or in another episode with the same nerdy boy with unicorn jam or something of that nature. Ahh! I remember that one!The guy was reminiscing about his dream with unicorns (There's no need for clothes in unicorn land!) The boy gets on the unicorn, "polishing" his horn while the horse groans and knickers. The boy sighs and it transfers to s scene of him at work with two colleagues. The two c-workers are eating sandwiches. The nerdy guy says "And that's where I got the special Unicorn Mayonnaise to put in your sandwiches!"
Lol the Super Hero movie is the best...Rick gets pushed into some feces on the ground, and he spots a bottle of clear liquid.... it says H2O... and he begins spraying it on his shirt.... at that very moment, he can hear the scientist talking about a new chemical they developed called H2O9. Rick then turns the bottle about a quarter of the way around to discover a 9. "It's a strong, sexual stimulant, that drives animals to mate. Why, just one drop will arouse any animal."Rick then starts to look around, and has noticed a dog humping his leg. He shakes it off, but immediately notices a skunk on his arm, and a beaver on his other leg... he kicks them both off, but then (my favorite part) a rabbit squeals and jumps onto him. He gets knocked back into a cabinet, and a whole bottle of H209 is spilt on him...The scientist then says "....and here, we have the livestock...." He opens a large door, and immediately, about 20 animals come charging out. It then shows Rick, on the ground, who has completely disappeared underneath the animals.... it shows a snail, on his shoe, saying "Take it all, ".Lol I would love to mess around with some of that H209
Wasn't there a show on human sexuality, I don't recall the title, where Patric Suaze (SP?) kissed his favorite stallion while backlit by the setting sun?And the modern adaptation of Gulliver's travels featuring the 'Whinnum', a species of sentient talking horses, is a wet dream if there was one. There are no themes of bestiality involved in the stories but Gulliver's heartbreak when he's forced to leave the Whinnum island is poignant... Even when back in Brittain he endeavors to speak with horses, alas finding that they don't talk back.
I just saw a poster for this move called, "Heavy Petting" (2007) (sorry you're going to have to do your own search for the movie yourself, I don't have 100 posts yet.) and I was wondering if anyone has seen it. I was also wondering if it's like it sounds, a direct reference to bestiality and/or Zoophilia. Has anyone seen this yet?
Actually Heavy Petting is more sugestive if anything if your looking for anything that maybe more explicid this isnt the 1. The closest you get is the guy saying its just easier with "Baby Doll". But what he means is he likes being with the dog more than her.
Red Zone Old Spice ad out right now.A Centaur who advertises Old Spice.At the end a girl ina skimpy outfit says he is also a great provider.
just saw a funny commercial =)http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=GwuTTHDlZ5A&NR=1
QUOTE (WARLOCK @ Aug 6 2008, 04:38 PM) Red Zone Old Spice ad out right now.A Centaur who advertises Old Spice.At the end a girl ina skimpy outfit says he is also a great provider. If anyone is interested in the Centaur comecial this is the link to it.http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=06TBhGrzyN4
that is hilarious holzz
That centaur commercial is great.
New update on this pageThe Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor - Jonathan character talk to a cow that if he had met a girl like her back in the days he would of married her.Babysitters - One guy calls his parents horsefuckers.Postal - A guy gets raped by horde of monkeys (I haven't seen this but I believe the words of the "almighty" Uwe Poll )and lastly an art pieces by Dorian Cleavenger. http://www.dorianart.com/The Sea Lion and the MaidenAnimal LustThe ChitrakaEdit: apparently links didn't work, so I just added link to his main page and left the names of the pictures.
This may be a repeat since I haven't read all of the posts, sorry.Cheech and Chong did a piece on one of their records, maybe Big Bamboo.It was about a guy who took his wife to a porno flick.First was a pizza delivery guy with a big dick.Then a "friendly German Shepherd". This Disgusted the wife but turned the dude on.Then came a black guy.That disgusted the guy, buy made the gal cum. A social commentary.
Seems there is one russian band that promotes zoophilia, can't understand a word of it though.http://www.giag.lv/sf/sf_038.html
QUOTE (KillerZ @ Oct 6 2008, 12:26 PM) Seems there is one russian band that promotes zoophilia, can't understand a word of it though.http://www.giag.lv/sf/sf_038.html I can't wait to attempt a translation on this. I get back to halls of residence tomorrow and all my books I need are there. Then I can get right on it.
QUOTE (tryst88 @ Oct 6 2008, 06:47 PM) QUOTE (KillerZ @ Oct 6 2008, 12:26 PM) Seems there is one russian band that promotes zoophilia, can't understand a word of it though.http://www.giag.lv/sf/sf_038.html I can't wait to attempt a translation on this. I get back to halls of residence tomorrow and all my books I need are there. Then I can get right on it. If you have the time would you be up for posting a translation? Would be intersting to know what it says.
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Well south park has loads of beasty references through all of the series. Also as has been mentioned, familyguy has quite alot as well.Some one mentioned in a post a bit back about blink 182's live album and the bit about the peanut butter though theres also a bit where one of them says that they may be seen to get fatter and fatter during the gig, and the other one says yeah because dog semen is full of calories. Then theres the song no sheep till buxton by the macc lads and the song dirty deeds done with sheep by Weird Al.I also saw a birthday card in ASDA once which on the front had a woman in lingerie and the motto its your birthday so do you want to do it doggystyle?then inside the car was a picture of a male dog and the words well get down on the floor as my dogs ready for you. Made me laugh.Can't think of any more off the top of my head but will add if I remember.
Hi again,In one of the "Dirty Harry" flicks he confronts a woman police commissioner about giving a show with a Shetland Pony. I think it was "Sudden Impact". Then asks Tyne Daly if she knows what law was being broken.
I'm not sure if it's been posted but, GWAR did a song called fucking an animal.
QUOTE (dirtbiker2000 @ Oct 6 2008, 01:59 PM) QUOTE (tryst88 @ Oct 6 2008, 06:47 PM) QUOTE (KillerZ @ Oct 6 2008, 12:26 PM) Seems there is one russian band that promotes zoophilia, can't understand a word of it though.http://www.giag.lv/sf/sf_038.html I can't wait to attempt a translation on this. I get back to halls of residence tomorrow and all my books I need are there. Then I can get right on it. If you have the time would you be up for posting a translation? Would be intersting to know what it says. Sure. That's what I meant ~ translate then post.
I was in SF earlier in the summer, and there's this store in one of its suburbs called Mill Valley, and the store is called "Two Neat". There's a lot of oddball stuff there, and a lot of stuff you wouldn't normally find anywhere else, at least, not easily that is. One such thing is this card I saw there... and it had a picture of a guy and a dog, and the dog was humping his leg, and the text said "How do I get my dog to stop humping my leg?" and the next line at the bottom of the card said "Pick him up and suck his cock!"I'm not sure if this next one qualifies, but in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Clark whatshisname uses the term "dog-kissing" among a bunch of other offensive terms to describe his boss when he goes on a rant session about how his boss didn't give him his Christmas raise.
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Got two more references to zoo, both from comic books.First we got an old Marvel works
And the second one is from Comico "Elementals Sex Special" I haven't seen what's inside but cover implicates tons.
Here's one I stumbled upon recently.Nikola Tesla, "The Man the Lit up the World", inventor of the AC current, the Lightbulb, and many other fantastic ideas was a zoophile.Perhaps not in the typical sense, although he had a fantastic relationship with a pigeon, dreaming about it, even convinced it had spoken to him before.After the pigeon died, he said that he knew his life's work was done for good.
I have nothing new to report, but wanted to upload a picture from the movie "Spun" mentioned in this thread earlier, this shot flashed during one of mans drug enduced halucinations.
i have not seen this on hear so far it is from the movie Twilight Edward and Bella are siting in a restraint he tells her he can read minds on the last example he seze cat and shows the man with a look of bliss
QUOTE (silverwolf768 @ Jan 5 2008, 07:05 AM) NoFX has an album titled "Heavy Petting Zoo" attached is the cover I have 1st variant of this cover
Super Troopers:Officer Rabbit pretends to have sex with a bear, and a local cop says "Hello down there. Excuse me. Bear...bear f*cker! Do you need assistance?!" Farva also calls someone a "Chicken F*cker" while issuing a ticket.Zack and Mira Make a Porno:Blatant sex reference with a chihuahua.Jackass Number 2:Chris Pontius and Johnny Knoxville drink stallion semen.Jackass:Pontius and Steve-O pretend to get horny for a porpoise's blow hole.Gone in 60 Seconds (2002):When one of the guys is trying to get transponder keys back after a dog has eaten them, two Hispanic gangsters get grossed out and say, "[something about] somebody getting his jollies off playing with dog sh*t."Road Trip:Quote from movie: "It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter all over your testicles and let your dog lick it off...because it's your dog."That's all I got for now.
I have noticed an increase of zoo hints in comics of late. Got one from "Grimm Fairy Tales: April Fools´ Edition"
I wasn't clear or perhaps I have mistakenly missed it... in what sort of format/media/compilation is this Index or Research List going to be published/printed/formatted?As always dd
Scene (3.20 MB) from the movie, "Neighbors" John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Kathryn Walker, Cathy Moriarty
KROD MANDOON (from the fine folks at Comedy Central)Brings us Horst, "the guy we rescued from the dungeon, who has a weird thing for horses", and Millie, his horse. "Satisfying, no?" he says, after finding Krod leaning on a horse's rump.......
Another:The local paper has a columnist (female, nationally syndicated) who shall go nameless here, who writes out of Asheville, N.C.Says: "This is why I chose PRINT journalism over broadcast media. We can compose stories at our desk while wearing ripped jeans and shirts with fresh dog prints."Umm...... Say what?
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QUOTE (neandernitz @ Apr 12 2009, 12:08 AM) KROD MANDOON (from the fine folks at Comedy Central)Brings us Horst, "the guy we rescued from the dungeon, who has a weird thing for horses", and Millie, his horse. "Satisfying, no?" he says, after finding Krod leaning on a horse's rump....... Just happened to be flipping channels and landed on Comedy Central while this was airing. Scene took place in a dungeon with prisoners being freed in a single-file line (main character appeared to be looking for someone in particular) when someone over his shoulders says one large man shouldn't go because he was a horse raper. His name was Horst Draper, and the main character attributed the claims to that, but he seemed generally fine with the idea of him indulging in zoophilia.Not sure if this is the same episode you were talking about, but either way, someone on the Krod Mandoon writing staff may have the kind of open mind we see around here.
QUOTE (secret_admirer @ Apr 12 2009, 10:18 PM) QUOTE (neandernitz @ Apr 12 2009, 12:08 AM) KROD MANDOON (from the fine folks at Comedy Central)Brings us Horst, "the guy we rescued from the dungeon, who has a weird thing for horses", and Millie, his horse. "Satisfying, no?" he says, after finding Krod leaning on a horse's rump....... Just happened to be flipping channels and landed on Comedy Central while this was airing. Scene took place in a dungeon with prisoners being freed in a single-file line (main character appeared to be looking for someone in particular) when someone over his shoulders says one large man shouldn't go because he was a horse raper. His name was Horst Draper, and the main character attributed the claims to that, but he seemed generally fine with the idea of him indulging in zoophilia.Not sure if this is the same episode you were talking about, but either way, someone on the Krod Mandoon writing staff may have the kind of open mind we see around here. Yep. Next episode, we're in a barn, he's talking sweet to the horse, doesn't know anyone else is there. Main character clears his throat, and Horst takes the horse outside. "Maybe he is a little weird, but who am I to judge.... " he says.
QUOTE (Lucky Stallion @ Feb 23 2009, 08:28 PM) QUOTE (silverwolf768 @ Jan 5 2008, 07:05 AM) NoFX has an album titled "Heavy Petting Zoo" attached is the cover I have 1st variant of this cover That is awesome. I never saw that version of it before. Much better than the other one
QUOTE (jeepdog89 @ Mar 9 2009, 10:24 PM) Road Trip:Quote from movie: "It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter all over your testicles and let your dog lick it off...because it's your dog." Also in Road Trip the same guy who says that when asked by the black girl he's in bed with "have you ever had sex before" he replies "not with a human"
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