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My neighbors got a new dog a couple of months ago and i never really got a chance to see it much, but the other day i was driving home and it was sitting out front and i noticed it was a guy... i didnt think much of it because hey, they're usually snipped when they are puppies, but yeasterday i was walking home from playing basketball and the dog ran past me and i noticed an amazing sight... two well formed testes. Well i know what i got to do now... this is about a 1 year old yellow lab dog... good looking and hopefully will have some stamina when i have the chance... hopefully my neighbors will go out of town soon
Next time you walk past their house and they are home, stop by and introduce yourself. Let the owner know you really like pets, complement him on his dog, and let him know you would be willing to feed or take care of him if they are ever out of town. Since you are his neighbor, he will probably be willing to let you do it. Be careful, though, that you don't teach the dog any bad habits that could make the owner suspicious or worse, make him want to neuter him.John
This subject come up fairly often and IMHO you are probably safer having an affair with you neighbor's wife rather than his dog. If you get caught in bed with the Mrs at worst you'll get a punch in the mouth. If you get caught fooling around with his dog you can expect him to "out you", call the cops who will arrest you and then drag you into court. Since most states have laws banning sex with animals most likely you'll be branded as some sort of sex offender and no one in town is going see difference between your situation and a child molester. Please, buy your own dog.
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I agree that you should introduce yourself and make it known that if they need to leave for any reason you would be happy to watch their dog. Wait until you have time alone to even attempt anything sexually, but do try to play and get to know him first. Then when you finally do get to be alone with him you will both feel comfortable and have a great time. Just be careful and be sure not to get caught.
I agree with wolfie29. You should get your own dog. It is safer that way, then if the dog picks up any strange habits, you will know why and no one has to be the wiser, like someone who can do "ANY" kind of damage to you physically, or legally, or even financially.Just a word or two from someone who is headed in that direction to have their own dog........Mine is 16-17 months old and I adore her.
Personally, I'm against having sex with other people's animals, or even strays because you never know what that animal may have as a sickness. Plus, as was said earlier, you can easily train the dog bad habits that could cause the dog harm (they may either neuter it or even put it in a pound).Being a Zoo means you care for the animals, not just the sex. This means being responsible enough to only have sex with your own animals, or animals shared by people who are also Zoos. Please, for the sake of yourself and the dog, please get your own. Train it, love it, and be safe.
QUOTE (HeartsofPaws @ May 28 2007, 02:55 AM)Personally, I'm against having sex with other people's animals, or even strays because you never know what that animal may have as a sickness. Plus, as was said earlier, you can easily train the dog bad habits that could cause the dog harm (they may either neuter it or even put it in a pound).Same here, you don't know if the dog has had all of its shots. And you don't really have a connection with that dog, so it seems to me that you just want the sex instead of having a connection with it. You should just get your own dog and form your own connection with that animal.
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IMO there is nothing wrong with lusting for another animal. If a hot sexy new women moves to the neighborhood you bet I will be aware.I am married so there is nothing I could do about it but if I were single...I'd be trying. A new dog in the neighborhood is the same thing. Just because he/she isn't your beast that doesn't mean you can't lust for and love each other.
Deep down in my brain I know it's something you shouldn't do, but then again, the first two times my wife "loved" a dog it was the neighbors dog.
Hi Huntermike3234,If I were you, I would either get my own dog or leave dog sex in the realm of fantasy. Dogs are not animated sex toys. Try to think of the dog before yourself. What happens if you teach him to mate humans and he tries it at home? Maybe he will be neutered. Worse, he may be put down for aggressiveness.What happens if you get caught? Is your neighbor going to get fighting mad when he finds out that you are inappropriately using the dog he bought and paid for, paid to feed and get vet care?Get your own dog. Make the commitment to care for him and then, if he's willing, do the rest.LTD
haha love this topics, reminds me on the same things when you see a new girl in the streets, then my minds immediatly goes into "shagging-mode" hahaHope you get what you want hehe
I agree with alot that has been said. Though do be careful with whatever it is you end up doing. I would not have sex with anothers dog, but thats up to you. But most likely should look into getting your own, just in case then no one can really say anything if he picks up a few bad habbits or anything. You don't want your neighbor to think anything bad about you and what you might be doing with their dog. Enjoy the time you have with their dog, if you get it, but make sure that nothing bad can ever come of it if you are willing to take the chance with your neighbor's dog.
A new dog in the neighbourhood and a new adventure to fencehopping.I had my best adventure with a young Dobermanmale, called King Kong.My friend`s brother`s Dobie.We had fun in the garage while they were enjoying the seaside.I had to look after the house.And after the Doberman ofcourse.After that some hot adventures again.But he suddenly and mysteriously disappeared after that in the field behind their house at the outskirts of the city.Never to be found again.Pity, he were a great dog.It was great.
Nothing wrong with being friendly and helpful. What goes on behind closed doors in the garage is your business!! I,m leaking thinking of it. 10/10
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although i agree that having relations with another's dog can be dangerous, i tend to agree more with that than the "get your own" arguement. Chances are if you're a zoo or beast and aren't in a relationship that prevents you from doing so, if you already had the means, time, money and accomodations that would allow you to have a dog, you already would. So saying "get your own" to me is kind of like saying "even though you can't properly care for the dog emotionally, financially or spatially, etc. you should still get one rather than fooling around with another's", which, i don't agree with. you don't have to move in with your boyfriend before you sleep with him the second i acquire the means to be able to properly care for a dog you better believe im going to get one, boy, girl, fixed unfixed doesn't matter but i love animals and wouldn't live without them if i had the choice.i understand that people are worried for the dog's safety, but let's face it, if this is a truly straight and narrow family, the second that dog humps anything he's going to get the snip snip. Which is inevitable if he's unfixed, be it you or someone's leg, i say get it while the gettin's good.
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Dog owners expect a dog to grab a leg etc once in a wile ButtttIf the dog becomes "sex agressave" they will ask a vet what to do and the vet will see dollar signes..I personally know a X Stud who was cut because some one tought him to proposision people.We need to think of playing carefully..Castrations happenRus
the neighbors already have a bitch for breeding... i think that they wont even care if the dog starts humping... second i still live with my parents so there is no way for a dog
QUOTE (huntermike3234 @ May 31 2007, 08:58 PM)the neighbors already have a bitch for breeding... i think that they wont even care if the dog starts humping... second i still live with my parents so there is no way for a dogWhat if the dog begins to not like his breeding partner? (It has happened before)The moment that dog humps a kid, he's either getting fixed or getting the shot that removes their sex drive. (Which makes him not want to have relations at all until they take him off the shot in breeding months)Either way, you would be taking a big risk for your benefit, not the dog's. He's not a sex toy. Don't put him in danger for your own feelings, that's bordering on cruelty. If you cannot have a dog, then wait. That is what me and my husband are doing, even though we love dogs so much. We are waiting for a new home with the right space for him.In the meantime, watch more vids, get inanimate toys, and just have fun with fantasies.
Nothing wrong with being friendly and helpful. What goes on behind closed doors in the garage is your business!! I,m leaking thinking of it.
I would second that introducing yourself to the neighbor would be a good start; of course, it's polite to do so just because you have a new neighbor, not just because of the dog.As for the dog: Relax. If some situation arises where you can do something with him, the IMHO it's ok. But if not, then don't push your luck. It's not worth it.I have cute dogs in the neigborhood but would never try something with them. You don't shit where you eat.
This topic borders on the whole fence hopping issue, however, its not fence hopping if you are known to the neighbors and they like you. Everyone starts out somewhere and if you have the opportunity to spend intimate moments or better yet, hours with this dog, good for you!As far as the dog starting to become sexually aggressive, that is a fallacy. Just because a human male experiences his first sexual encounter, does he go out and become a burden on society, propositioning everything on two legs? No, he will return to the person that has accepted his advances. In this light, the dog will do the same thing. Once a male dog see you as an object of his desires, he will continually pursue you, but he wont look at every other human in the same way. He associates himself as your mate, not anyone else's.Just be careful when and if you get together with him. Chances are, he will stick his nose right into your groin or your butt the next time he sees you and this could be uncomfortable if you are in your neighbors yard or house. He may even attempt to mount, so be prepared to laugh it off and make a joke out of it.Have Fun!!!
I will go with Wolf on this When I was.. well in a nother life..... I had done just that introduce your self to the dogs owners as a neighbor and if the dog is normally out on his own and comes over its a date.. It kept me from staring at the K9 units unit if you know what I meen..He has a cover for grabing a leg as he has a bitch of his own.. and his people will not be offended if he does.People are very reactionary of animal sex these days and the casual pet owner will be offended.The bitch thing works out well when we have company and my male comes by wile I am in the living room and paws my leg.. I blame her.Make sure you are not exposed however.Read the pinned threds if you are new to this.The both of you may develop a relationship that will last.. And he may be a regular guest and with the neighbors premission to be with you to play frisbee the betterAnd welcomeshould have typed that beforeRus
i agree with wolfie,its safer to just get your own dog,anf can be less dangerous
I'm with Wolfhound I have had males that belonged to other people and never known issues with them trying to hump legs ect nor have I ever known people to send a dog to death row for any little occurrences … though I wouldn’t say it doesn’t happen and it would also depend if the dog is a pet or if they have future plans on breedingin my experience the only problem I have had is one of them tries to jump on me, but lucky me,I own three other dogs and that can pass for a logical explanation...I have no observations of difference in the animals behavior, after the first few moments of excitement have past, from my arrival to the premises.yes the nose in the crotch happens often, again you can make the excuse you have been playing around with a friends dog ... that will usually dismiss the uncertainty to a reasonable explanation of the dogs curiositybut again some dogs just do that any waybut hey there is nothing better than having your own.I wish all the best in any case, and what ever happens will be and may no negatives arise
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